Jesus Christ (is drunk on gin)

ubw newbie Joined: Oct 24, 2007 Posts: 8

Wow, some really right on political stuff from Adam and the Noise in their song Jesus Christ (is drunk on gin).

"How can one cartoon just rip the world apart?", and "f**k the falling man is dead now, what the hell was he trying to prove? Man's illusionic view" all references to Mohammed and Jesus of course.

http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/10386/
http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/Adam_and_the_noise

Their other uploaded song, So Alone being full of beautiful bitterness towards an ex girlfriend "You bit your pillow and that's your only memory of me", meaning butt f**ked, used and abused, along with a classic rock intro and high octane chorus, makes us all forget about her as if she's pig shite.

I hopefully, the rest of their first album will be uploaded soon. Classics like:

Last Breath of Air with an opening line of "I don't care that your dying, I just think it's such a shame..." and "...think of something good to say cause these are the last words that your gonna pray..."

All Your Friends exclaiming "I don't believe that there's something waiting for me when I leave, so create a different story so may be..."

The Christian period has run out, it's over and it's time to stop believing in Santa Claus and start an honest atheist bid for world peace. Bring on the NOISE!!!

www.myspace.com/shadednoise

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:18 pm

as an atheist myself, i've gotta admit that i'm sometimes just a frightened by the rising radicalism that is beginning to take hold. once we organize to the same extent as the religious, i'm afraid that we won't be much better. many of our fellow non-believers are going beyond just debating and taking an academic approach to the subject, something that most believers discount immediately due to faith. it's almost seems that more and more atheists are becoming as bad about proselytizing as those we condemn for it. and although i'm right there with you with the whole idea that religion is the source of many woes in our society (and to be honest, this sentiment seems to amplified in polarized here in the US...my extensive experience in mainland europe has shown me that you can't make blanket statements about all christianity...although i consider most europeans i've met - hundreds since i've spent most of my adult life there - to really be agnostics and the word 'christian' mainly pertains to a particular upbringing that's often completely secular), i highly doubt that a world populated my mostly atheists will be much more peaceful. people are people, man, and people are some f@#ked-up sh#t. at least we here in the US could be openly atheist without all the sudden ignorant people thinking that we have no morals and are devil worshipers or something. US americans are just really, really ignorant of the whole concept. we could finally be honest about it without having to worry about being alienated because of it.

it's why Dawkin's latest book is so overwhelming popular over here. on another note, when i hear about groups like 'The Brights,' i almost want to vomit. many atheists i know feel the same way. atheists have gotten really bad at this whole 'religion is the root of all evil' thing. i definitely think that many if the contradictions found within religion and those that use these for the justifications for their actions lends some credence to this line of thinking (look at Bush and the religious right and you need look no further). on the other hand, i believe we often forget that people already have these devious ambitions hardwired into them, religion is just a vehicle for justification, which is only fitting since man created religion. the propensity for evil action was already hardwired into us genetically LONG before the concept of 'El.'

it's a nice dream, though. Laughing

ubw newbie Joined: Oct 24, 2007 Posts: 8

That's a very goof point and very well made. For me, Dawkins just confirms everything I already know. It pains me to see that so many terrible atrocities are carried out in a man made superstition such as religion. Bush being the closest thing to a devil worshipper if there was such a little red man with horns. It scares me that deeply religious people hold positions of extreme power. I doubt Blair held such belligerent and fundamentalist views as Bush, but he still had to say he was a Christian and believed in God to get the vote. It’s quite sick! As for Brown, he’s already 50 years out of date and no one really cares what he believes as long as he bogs off back to Scotland without too much fuss.

I’m always pleased to meet an American that is strong enough to go against the flow. It must be really hard to fight against the radical views of the many especially as the rest of the world view Americans as fat, ignorant, uneducated, hypocritical arseholes (not entirely unjustified either). I’ve been to America and it is also very scary that there in NO freedom of speech (unless you want to get shot) and the people are NOT free or brave. You’ve obviously been well educated and now the future lies in your generation’s hands.

May the force be with you, etc etc.

John

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:34 am

I think we are all aliens that should eat placenta's for breakfast... and though some disagree...

"Animals eat their placenta to get nutrition - but when people are already well-nourished, there is no benefit, there is no reason to do it," - Maggie Blott

it doesn't matter because me and my alien friends will Make her agree using our mind altering ray... or kill her if that doesn't work...

also did you know...lol..(i cant believe im reading this crap while eating

)

If "placentophagia" - the practice of eating the placenta - remains a minority activity, there have been other applications.

How about placenta art? Pregnancy websites have some handy hints for mothers-to-be about how they could use their placenta in making prints, using the placenta to make patterns on paper.

"Many parents have found this to be a fun activity as well as giving them a very unique, artistic keepsake of their pregnancy," suggests one of these online parenting guides.... (BBC MAGAZINE website)

Im going off to watch that south park episode "all about Mormans" (season 7 (i think)) now.. be safe all... Evil or Very Mad

ubw newbie Joined: Oct 24, 2007 Posts: 8

It's true, the alien theory is slightly more convincing than the Christian theory, but then so is the matrix theory or even the figment of my imagination theory. Come to think of it, the Christian theory is so unconvincing, if it wasn't for the vast numbers of suckers who follow it, one might possibly get locked up in a straight jacket and special care home for believing such nonsense. I mean, how much acid does one man need to take before he can believe in the resurrection or even the creation hypothesis!?!?!

Spare a thought for Noah though. Apart from being the direct descendant of an incestuous relationship between a half man, half spare rib and his sister… he did build a massive boat and save all the lovely animals.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:38 pm

i wonder if that's when god hid the dinosaur bones? maybe he had noah dump some bones along the way. it was an absolutely massive ship after all. or maybe that's when god had them snuffed out with the flood? i mean, you'd have to let a ton of other animals die out, i mean loads. then hope - and pray, obviously - that loads of them kind of stayed on the land portion to provide fertilizer for reestablishing all non-aquatic plant life. not sure if many of them understand, but not all plants can survive underwater. they had to dismantle the ark to get wood to build any dwellings after the flood. they'd had to because there'd be no more trees! then obviously the loads and loads of animals that dies would have completely polluted the waters. you'd notice after the waters receded. wow, how long would it have taken to get a decent population going after that? did god instruct some africans and various asian folk to build a big boat, too? when it rained and rained, how did noah keep the water out of the boat. it'd have to just absolutely be pissing down rain to flood this rock!

well, no doubt it happened, though. it was in the bible. Smile

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:07 am

Im waiting for a ciematic release of that Gorgatron!!! id love to see a 'Titanic' style 'Noahs ark'...

It would be like a 3 hour epic of one man going 'what you on about??? im building this boat whether you like it or not!!!'

then you'd have the hero scene.... Every one hails the hero who just 'adores' the animals.... even the ones that he gets a rash from.... or those that see him as dinner... (but obviously didnt eat him because they had knowledge enough to see he was there 'ship' outta this stinkin joint)... then about 2 hours in, the 'everyone's diseased and dies' scene (best scene of 'em all)... get the script sent out to the right people Gorg... 'titanic' made millions...'Da vinci' made millions.... i smell a gold mine... Laughing

maybe thats what the guy who wrote it originally thought aswell??? Rolling Eyes

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