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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:12 am |
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This could get strange. Add your bit.
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me...
'Woah bro, get off______of meeeee'
The 2nd day of Christmas my true love said to me... |
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Will
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Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:07 am |
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On the second day of Christmas My True love said to me
"That smells a little like cheese"
On the third day.... |
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Bssgrl
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:03 pm |
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my true love said to me
please come play with me
On the 4th day of Christmas..... |
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ImL
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:13 am |
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my true love said to me.....what do you call these ?...
On the 5th day of Christmas... |
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Will
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Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:43 am |
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My true love gave to me...
A laaaarrrggeee rec-tal ring 
On the sixth day of christmas |
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ImL
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:06 am |
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a large one suggests overuse in these areas. Shattered nerve endings with a collapsed sphinter.
My so called true love told me on the 6th day
" Remove my butt plug Sweetpea and give me one where it hurts"
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ImL
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:13 am |
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Sometimes I kill myself. |
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Will
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Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:57 pm |
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| ImL wrote: | My so called true love told me on the 6th day
" Remove my butt plug Sweetpea and give me one where it hurts"
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On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Some vaseline and a dirty magazine |
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