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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:18 am

ok..........I got a good one.....

we were at the knicks game the other night and all of a sudden Shocked

whoa...you wouldn't believe the smell, it was sooo thick you could see it..
1st I smelled it and then bssgrl smell it and then the guy that was sitting in front of started to wave his hand franticly in front of his nose...it was hillarious....the stick was a 10+++++...we think it was the guy behind us, but we'll never really know.........anyway

just thought I'd share that with you all.....

Peace

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:37 am

what a puss.....if i had let one go that was that bad....damn right i would own up to it....id be waving my hand yelling "YEAH THATS RIGHT...ALL ME AND WHITE CASTLES AND BEER.....WOOHOOO"
for those of you who dont know what White Castles are...they are small square hamburgers that clean your intestines very well...and I cannot for the life of me stop eating these damn things after drinking all night.......i need help!!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:54 am

I'm not sure what that dude had ingested, but whatever it was it smelled like something that had died inside his stomach

.....but it was sooooo funny to see him waving off the odor. It was definately entertaining!!!!!

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:02 am

Whats funny is....they try to remain annonymous....but,,,,just by their body language...you know exactly who they are....lol

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:51 pm

I hate shopping

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:06 pm

Ohh thats funny.......gassed her!!! she had it coming....
i had a similar incident at a grocery store about this time of year when people are going nuts because christmas is coming etc....
i was in line at the register and a little boy was giving his mom some trouble about something he wanted.....kid was at least 8 and she told him to shut up...kinda loud..got my attention, well,,, he didnt shut up...and she wacked him across the face...she left a huge red mark and the boy just stood there for a second trying to realize what just happened and embarrased also....thats when...i pushed my cart into the backs of her legs and yelled "How would like me to smack you across the face like your old man probably does"...well,,,,,apparently i did something someone just does not do ..she threatened to call the cops because"I" assaulted her both physically and verbally....but...luckily the cashier said to her "But i wish you would call the cops becasue i witnessed you hitting your son...and that man right there was defending him"...the look on her face was priceless...she snatched up her kid and left the store,
god only knows what happened when she got home.....i think people who do that sort of thing in public do it even more at home....
im sorry to say there isnt a flatulent reference here...but you touched on something that i am extremely against...especially in public!!
Rock on!!!
Ok....i just let one go..........i'd say its about a 6..whew...gotta get out this room....later!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:50 am

.........the forum has been resurected.... Shocked

I hear ya SeVven, I'm not into shopping either...BUT...I think
you may have "AFD" aggressive flatulent disorder.... Laughing

be carefull bro, they might arrest you for being an aggressive flatulent offender "AFO".....

......awsome how you worked that one up at just the right time....much better than the alternative of smacking that
so-called mom upside the head....

unfortunately there are a lot of parental bullies in the world, may we all bring upon them..."AFO".....

we should start a new organization call "FAPB" farts against parental bullies........

Thanks for sharing guys....

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:21 pm

Yes...im all for the "FAPB"
the revolution has begun!!!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:06 pm

growing my Dad called them beezers, that was what I thought they were called until being sent off to school where I learned the proper term "FARTS" or the old "I ripped one"..."Cut one" ...then there's... "Frog in your shorts"..."breaking wind" (refer to page one of forum)....anyone else...

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:48 pm

we used to call them "Tree Frogs" not sure why but always thought it was a funny term

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:01 pm

I have been known to say this when someone rips one.."Hey, could you translate that for me"...lol
or
"They are talking out of their ass again"
maybe you dont think its funny....butt I do.........lol

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:05 pm

hmmmmmm .... December??? ... wonder if its safe to go in yet ??

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:07 pm

seVven.....you're back!!!!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:19 pm

.... Heyyyy Tammy ..... How'av you been ???? ..... I've been up the Amazon hunting for Tree Frogs ....

...... but I couldn't find any ..... they're damned hard to catch with a Net ...

How's my big m8 Eric doing??

Its a bit quiet in here without him ....

in fact ... its a bit quiet in here full stop??

Must have a look at the new Paintings in the Gallery - some french artist posted them.

See you later

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:51 am

[quote="Guitarman152"]well it's been awhile . . . .yesterday was the superbowl and I ate a variety of different snacks, last night after the game was quite eventful to say the least, I ripped so many farts I don't know how to begin to describe them except to say this Shocked

the first 4 or 5 were decibled about 5 to 6, duration was all over the place from 1 to 5 seconds, oh and there was some melody involved here Shocked

. . . stink level wasn't impressive at all due to the frequency . . .

I noticed that you mentioned you had bad smelling farts well there is this new company called Shreddies that have designed FLATULENCE FILTRATION UNDERPANTS![B]...and they actually work!! Check out the site if you put in my shreddies to a search engine you will find it!! Been getting loads of press coverage on them so people that want to fart away without the Embarassed

its a good idea!!

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