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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
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| Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:40 pm |
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Ok guys....I was doing this in the Happy Holidays post and it gave me an idea.
Take y' favourite/most hated Christmas tunes, alter the words slightly... I need a laugh...
I'll start...
We 3 kings from Orient far
Deliver take aways in the back of a car
We deliver nightly
And ask politely
To turn off that bl***y star |
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witcheru
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Joined: Oct 15, 2004
Location: Erie, Pa
Posts: 188
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| Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:00 pm |
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On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me..
A plastic cup ,in which ..i'm supposed to peee
On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me..
2 tetnus shots...
on the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me...
3 fine perscriptions..... :smt112
on the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me............................................................................................
Heh....
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1885
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:51 am |
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Ink spill, ink spill on her bra...
Oh My God I've gone too far...
Let me wipe it off just here...
there and here and LOOK! your hair
I wriitteee theeee sssssonnnngsss thhaaaattt mmakke the wwwwwhhholllllleee wwwwwwoorrrrrrllllddd ssssssinnnnggggggg |
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alek_acero
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Joined: Apr 23, 2004
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:16 am |
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Vive le vent, vive le vent
Vive le vent d'hiiiivveeeeeeerrrrrr
sans raquettes et chapeau blanc
c'est le monde a l'envers !
In french I can!
god bless La Grande Motte!
Boo ! |
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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
Posts: 1899
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:03 am |
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Lol........
Santa Clause is coming to town
Saaaaaanta clause is coming to town
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows who's hidin' under the covers
Creating that little white water lake  |
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alek_acero
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:43 am |
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| Brooksy wrote: | Lol........
Santa Clause is coming to town
Saaaaaanta clause is coming to town
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows who's hidin' under the covers
Creating that little white wate lake  |
is lake an anagram for alek?  |
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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
Posts: 1899
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:37 am |
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| alek_acero wrote: | | Brooksy wrote: | Lol........
Santa Clause is coming to town
Saaaaaanta clause is coming to town
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows who's hidin' under the covers
Creating that little white wate lake  |
is lake an anagram for alek?  |
Hehe, never saw that.......  |
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alek_acero
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Joined: Apr 23, 2004
Location: madagascar
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:39 am |
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| Brooksy wrote: | | alek_acero wrote: | | Brooksy wrote: | Lol........
Santa Clause is coming to town
Saaaaaanta clause is coming to town
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows who's hidin' under the covers
Creating that little white wate lake  |
is lake an anagram for alek?  |
Hehe, never saw that.......  |
creating that little white wate alek.... boo ! |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1885
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:44 am |
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| alek_acero wrote: | | Brooksy wrote: | | alek_acero wrote: | | Brooksy wrote: | Lol........
Santa Clause is coming to town
Saaaaaanta clause is coming to town
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows who's hidin' under the covers
Creating that little white wate lake  |
is lake an anagram for alek?  |
Hehe, never saw that.......  |
creating that little white wate alek.... boo ! |
That is cool! And all those years I thought Unproject was Santa. He told me! Right here at UBW: | unproject wrote: | | Hey ImL, I AM SANTA |
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unproject
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Joined: Jul 01, 2004
Location: Turkey
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:06 am |
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your imagining things - ho ho ho ho! - |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:00 am |
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hohohoho
I can use the word "and" 5 times in a row in the same sentence and still make sense.
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overgrowneden
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Joined: Dec 16, 2004
Location: Turkey/Istanbul
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:31 am |
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It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone. |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:06 am |
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Does any body want to hear my sentence using and 5 times in a row? It's really uninteresting. |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:08 am |
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unproject
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:46 am |
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