the best of the best poems/lymerics

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Dlinkquint
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:31 pm Reply with quote

i proberbly mispelt lymeric Embarassed

there was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in half an hour his dick was a flower
and his ass was a bunch of weeds


there was an old man from rhyll
who swallowed a dynamite pill
his heart retired
his ass backfired
and his cock flew over the hill


mary rose,
sat on a pin,
mary rose


mary had a little lamb
who had a touch of collic
she gave it brandy twice a day
and now it's an alcoholic



sorry if this has brought the tone of the forum down but this is my best
and this is the sole reason i dont write lyrics Laughing

merry xmas everybody
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:09 pm Reply with quote

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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:19 pm Reply with quote

ooohhhh*drool* i want one for christmas Laughing
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:30 am Reply with quote

And me the same with dark skin......emmmmmreeee??????????????? Laughing
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:18 am Reply with quote

One from Brooksy...he has several penned...

Mary had a little lamb
It's virginity torn
Mary had a little pig
A baa-grunt was born
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:11 pm Reply with quote

I like your style Brooksy and your humour, there's a sentiment in there somewhere,

for sure. Thanks for making a girl laugh and cry all at the same time
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:45 am Reply with quote

There was an old man from Badrass
Who's balls where made of brass
In stormy weather, they clanged together,
And sparks came out of his arse!

My dad taught me that when I was 9, he also told me the one about the two nuns sitting in the bath, one says to the other "where's the soap!?" To which the other replies - "Yes it does rather doesn't it!"

I didn't get it till I was 16!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm looking forwrad to having kids, you can train em to make tea, fill their heads with nonsense and force them to live out all the dreams you failed so miserably in yourself.....ah, bliss...
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