mittins
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Joined: Nov 05, 2004
Location: erie,pa
Posts: 781
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| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:03 pm |
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Subject: dont speaka de english
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> A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
> an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
> ignores
> them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
> of them say the following:
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> "Emma come first.
> Den I come.
> Den two asses come together.
> I come once-a-more.
> Two asses, they come together again.
> I come again and pee twice.
> Then I come one lasta time."
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> "You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
> indignantly, "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public
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> places about our sex lives."
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
> I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi."
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> I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU' RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
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