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mittins
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Joined: Nov 05, 2004
Location: erie,pa
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:29 am |
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 A Blonde and the Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box.
He turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box." |
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Seneki
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Joined: Oct 21, 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:35 am |
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A ventriloquist is performing one night and he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman gets up and stands on her chair and starts shouting:
''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
-Seneki |
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gunner
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Joined: Jan 30, 2004
Location: Planet Earth
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:23 am |
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LOL....funny!!!!
Ive got one......
A blonde is in the middle of a field in her rowboat,
when another blonde pulls off to the side of the road,
she jumps out of her car and starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat,
what the hell do you think you are doing?????
its blondes like you that give us other blondes bad names,
if i could swim, i'd come out there and kick you ass!!!! |
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mittins
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Location: erie,pa
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:06 pm |
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Guitarman152
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Location: Hamden, Ct. . . .USA
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:37 pm |
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Seneki
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:59 pm |
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only 2 out of 3? which one was the bad one? 
-Seneki |
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