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Will
ubw rookie
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
Posts: 119
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:08 pm |
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8 days to go folks......
I'm gonna post some sentimental slop from my youth for the next eight days  Yes, I grew up warped. 
Time for us all to join hands and sing.....
Santa, Santa
Written by some great friends from high school. Peace guys, wherever you are.
Santa, Santa
Give me it all
Just get outta my bed
And off me balls
I wanna bike
I wanna car
I wanna truck
When I'm older
I wanna
I wanna f***
Santa, santa
Leave me a gift
That ain't a cookie
It's me d***
I wanna bike
I wanna car
I wanna truck
When I'm older
I wanna
I wanna f***
And when it's all over
And the relatives have gone
I'm gonna go to my room
And get f***** bombed
I wanna bike
I wanna car
I wanna truck
When I'm older
I wanna
I wanna f*** |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:00 am |
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Ahh, those were the days. They don't teach em like that anymore.
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Will
ubw rookie
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
Posts: 119
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:05 am |
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7 days to go...
Ahhh...remember my first Christmas kiss...Trust me, never went near a fat guy in a suit for years |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1885
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:21 am |
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I never went near a sheep for days.  |
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Will
ubw rookie
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
Posts: 119
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:42 am |
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6 days to go:
There was this one Christmas about 10 years ago.....
There was another 9 years ago, but it wasn't as good....sequels never are |
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ImL
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:53 am |
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that should written be in a song. You are the man of da word for sure. |
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Will
ubw rookie
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
Posts: 119
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| Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:44 am |
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Tuesday, wednesday, thursday....ahem...
on 5 days to go about seven years ago I discovered that the more weight you put on, the more water you can store in your navel when showering.
On 4 days about 15 years ago I discovered that kicking away scaffolding isn't clever....but it was fun at the time 
On 3 days about a year ago I realised for the first time that I could operate both kettle and toaster without burning myself.
And now here we are...Two days to go and this brings me to a great moment....3 years ago, me and my wife moved into our first home..Ahhhhhhh....mushy |
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Will
ubw rookie
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
Posts: 119
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:56 am |
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one day to go folks...one solitary single day.
Reminds me of when I was kid. The excitement would get that much that I'd throw up until christmas morning. |
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