Will
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Joined: Dec 08, 2005
Location: Half a mile from Rehab, one mile from home
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:54 am |
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I have here a piece of paper...
On this paper are words, these wrods are written in order to make sense to people who can't make sense of people who make sense of things.
THE HISTORY OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
by
Dr. Plumberry Donklegraster the V, fourth removed by an aunt who was really an uncle before he was a mother to someone's sister.
There was a bing bang.
It was loud.
Bloody loud.
Absolutley deafening.
We didn't hear it.
We where deaf.
The world formed out of hot rock, possibly Queen, maybe Led Zeppelin, indications say the volatile Ozzy element was found, but this is unfounded as to the confused nature of the element.
From this rock, cells floated, large iron cells, with bars, but no drinks.
Two cells mated, whether this was consented has yet to be approved by a court of law, due to one of the cells being a million years older than the other. These are known as the McCartney genes.
Life formed on our rock and creatures known as Dinosaurs, or Status Quo in some circles, walked the rock, although they where very repetitive, and mostly did the same thing for millions of years.
Our rock has a moon, called Pete, who happened to be good friends with a star called Glitter, who appears to be exceptionally good friends with Ur Anus.
We could go on to explain how the Mars Pyramid was not created by Mars, but a small chocolate company in Iceland, but that would be going too far at this moment.
At the end of our Solar System is the end. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nothing but space, lots of space, big space, more space than there is space in a big space surrounded by space.
Space.
Space has stars in it. Lots of stars. Little points of light that are called suns, although this is probably a miss spelling of the word light.
Life does not exist outside our solar system due to the fact the Goverment have admitted life does exist outside our solar system. They have also admitted they are the goverment which also can't be true because they have said so.
Our solar system was created by a big bang.
A very big ban....
Bugger....I've already said this....
Dr. Plumberry Donklegraster the V
Nobel Prize winner for talking vast amounts of crap in public
Nobel Peace Prize winner for boring the enemy with the history of a rectal hair.
International Award for being a complete moron.
National Award for being alive when several attempts made on his life failed.
The Gumby-Gumby Prize for being nothing more than a small wart between a large bull's buttocks. |
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