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Seneki
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Joined: Oct 21, 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:22 pm |
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Me and my friends have a running joke about screaming the word "PENIS!" out the window of moving cars at people.
only funny when you're drunk though (and not the driver).
been doin it since we were 17 or so, and i'm ashamed to say it still hasn't grown old. 
-Seneki |
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guitarist
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Joined: Aug 20, 2005
Location: Sydney, Aus
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| Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:11 am |
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man i wish it snowed here in Sydney, it gets too hot and not cold enough during winter... sigh* |
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dagon
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Joined: Feb 12, 2005
Location: glenrothes, UK.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:57 am |
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Someone at work recently pissed me off, so I pulled my gun and blew the m****rf****r away.
And now here I am, alone in this cell, with only this laptop to keep me company. Guess the only thing left do do is write some gangsta rap and buy some bling.
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ImL
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:14 am |
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Dlinkquint
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Joined: Nov 21, 2004
Location: manchester,england
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:56 pm |
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sometimes when we were driving about we would stop and ask somebody for directions to a random landmark an when they started giving them we drove off,childish but fun try it sometime |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:23 am |
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| Dlinkquint wrote: | | sometimes when we were driving about we would stop and ask somebody for directions to a random landmark an when they started giving them we drove off,childish but fun try it sometime |
LOL  LOL...that's kinda cool...must try it
we use to ask big, big people for directions to the nearest fast food shop and say, ' Oh, we just thought you might know, that's all' |
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RiCterMan
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Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Location: Madison, OH
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:36 am |
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That reminds me of something I'm thinking might be fun to try in the future... I'm not sure if I care that much to actually do this, but it might be fun to go to the movie theatre with friends, go up to the ticket window, tell them what movie I wanna' see, but in the middle of telling them, just say a random song lyric, turn around and leave. One that might work the best would be, "Pardon me while I burst." It could be fun to try that once... Who knows? Later! |
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Seneki
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Joined: Oct 21, 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 636
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:09 pm |
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Would've been better to use the line:
"I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood and cum on my hands." 
See their reaction then! muhuhaha.
........ i'll be quiet now.
-Seneki |
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RiCterMan
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:51 pm |
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Hilarious, Seneki! But I was sayin' just use any odd line from a song. There are so many that could work...
If anybody ends up trying this, post about it here. If ya' don't, that's fine too. It just could be interesting...
If anyone's got anymore strange things they've done, keep 'em coming. I'll be around. Later! |
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Bannabein
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Joined: May 14, 2005
Location: Sweden
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| Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:56 pm |
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I wasn't the one who did this, but it's such a priceless act of cruelty that it deserves a place here:
This happened at a typical "nachspiel"-party were everyone is really drunk and tired after a night out. On the floor, right beneath the sofa where my friend was sitting, a guy and a girl were making out, the girl laying on her back and the guy laying half-way on top of her.
So what my friend did was to gently pet the guy's butt-cheek from time to time, and every single time, the guy's hand would go straight down into the girl's pants. And every single time, the girl responded by grabbing the guy's hand and placing it back on her boobs. Over and over and over again, both of them completely unaware of what was really going on.
Just some good, cheap, cruel fun. We laughed and we laughed. |
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