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abm
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:08 am |
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how many sheets of toilet paper does the average person uses a day?
FYI: men are 6times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
hmmm...makes u wonder why does ur wife or girlfriend always send you out to do the yard work   |
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guitarist
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:10 am |
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12000 if they've gotta problem.... am i close ?? |
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ImL
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:54 am |
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aghh, that was my answer too, guitarist ... in that case I'll say 12050. |
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Seneki
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:09 am |
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I'll take a stab at ... 37.
Does double-ply count for 2 sheets per square?
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abm
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:46 am |
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THE ANSWER IS:......57!..  |
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Bssgrl
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:56 pm |
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can you spare a square.....sorry I don't have a square to spare! 
Sorry I couldn't help throwing in some Seinfeld humor here!!!!!!!!!!!     |
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mittins
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:18 pm |
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paper.??  |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:56 am |
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57!  I was right. |
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Seneki
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| Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:28 pm |
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... give or take 11,993 or so.
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ImL
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| Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:45 am |
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I meant to say 57, but somehow wrote 12050. Simple typing error  |
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mittins
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| Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:57 pm |
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...er.ah...made me think of a joke...... . Three people were sitting in a hot tub and suddnley there was a beeping sound .the first person raised his arm out of the water and pressed his fore arm and the beeping stoped....seeing the puzzled looks on the other's faces he explaned " it's my beeper,i've had a chip installed in my arm , it's like a beeper to let me know when some one is calling for me"....and just then a ringing sound was heard... the second person raised his hand out of the water, cupped his hand and spoke into his hand like a phone.."hello..? oh' let me call you back" ..again puzzled looks...he explanes he also has a divice implanted in his hand like a cell phone. The third person has no implants or divices and is feeling really lo-tech.He gits out of the tub and goes into a near by restroom. he's only gone a minute or two then he returns to the tub ,turns his butt to the others ,and they see he has 1 sheet of toliet paper stuck between his butt cheeks. He smiles, and happily exclaims,"oh look! i'm getting a FAX!".....  |
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