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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:12 am

Wow Deltarain - I think you should have given yourself a few extra points for Origionality!!! ..... fermented SBD's .... bet they were sorry they missed that ..

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:55 am

lol . . I'm sorry deltarain that you weren't rewarded with the great feeling of sharing . . . . . . . .maybe next time . Laughing

you know maybe they did smell em, but just got used to it after being subjected to em all night long . . . it's been known to happen . .

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:17 am

Nah... my brother's the one that farts in his sleep- rather entertaining. Was up til one or two in the morning though... the damn cows would not shut up

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:01 am

your brother is more than welcome to share his stories with us. . .please pass this along to him, or you could just report on his progress. . . .
progress ehh? I don't know if that is the correct way of describing it. .

Anyway . . .welcome one welcome all !!!! . . .

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:13 pm

Yes Eric ... I think progress is exactly the right word to use there.

If you were on a pair of roller skates or a skate board .... I think the propulsion from a good score 5 or above would be enough to move you along ... any movement forward ... would of course be ... Progress. ....

... and I think Farting by Proxy ... should def be included here in the forum.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:50 pm

yes 7 . . farting by proxy will be taken up by the commitee . . . . . lets see . .

all in favor. . . respond by by . . . well . . .

. farting of course . . . ahhh Rolling Eyes

that's 1 vote for . . .

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:38 pm

... puuuuuurrrrrrp

I'm in too

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:04 pm

ok, I'm happy to report roasted pepper and feta cheese success!

at 7:24 est while playing guitar on couch a rumble occurred alerting me to a future forum entry . . I eased over slighlty and poooof poooooooooofffppoooofffoooff !!
decible = 4 then 5 easing of to a 2.5
smell = 1 . .very disappointing
duration = 4 + seconds at least (Bssgrl is still laughing)
melody = 2 notes with a long sustain
relief = 6 . . .this is the beginning of a long evening . . .

at 7:43 . . I strike again
decible = 3.8
smell = 1 again, big let down
duration = 6 + seconds . . .

melody = 4 notes, getting close to Bbm scale
relief = 7 . . (Bssgrl in for a looong night) . . .she shouldn't have made the peppers . . . Wink

I'll be back . . . .

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:05 pm

omf. That is good. I quote Monty Python when I "fart in your general direction." only now it's to be used as a compliment. I third the motion for voting by proxy. *cuts cheese* Huzzah!

Decibel: 4-5
Duration: 2 short blasts
Melody: none
Relief/ Satisfaction: none, as no one was about and it wasn't of terrible importance that I let it go

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:03 am

Lol G-Man - I read that last night just before i went to bed - I roared with laughter.

Very nicely described too .... I was 'easing over' with you when I was reading it.

I'm thinking an extra point there for Bssgrl's laughing? ... and for causing excessive use of the Pillow.

Sustain and almost a Bbm too Shocked

Thats gonna take some beating.

Deltarain ..... I think you're being a bit hard on yourself ... 2 blasts .... 2 note melody????

.. gotta be worth some points???

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:49 am

well I think we have a majority . . .thanks seVven and deltarain

nothing to report today . . . . .yet . . . Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:04 am

Last night ....

I was tempted ....

nothing special ... i just felt they had the right chemical ingredients.

but I chickened out.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:35 am

LOL . . .LMAO !!!!! . . .

I can see your subconscience discussing this . . . go ahead and light it, .not me . . come on . . no way man . .

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:00 pm

Nah m8 ... I was talking about lighting one of my own .....

The thing that stopped me ...... was the thought of arriving in Casualty .... with third degree burns to the crack ..... !!

Then having to explain to the Doctor ... how I managed to obtain the injuries.

But ... I was very tempted to try it ...... just so that I could report the result here in the Forum.

Now that you have challenged me ..... I guess I'm gonna have to give it a go ...

....

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:07 pm

hell no !! no challenge no challenge . . . . don't do it, we're talking methane gas here, I don't want to be responsible for any injuries . . .I was joking 7 . . .ya know on one shoulder the

and on the other shoulder the

. . . .
as funny as it may be, it's NOT worth the risk. . .the forums is doing a-ok as it is. . . . .

did you ever watch the TV show Seinfeld? . . when kramer gets the assman licence plates by mistake and Georges father gets fusilli pasta stuck up his bum, . . .they go to the proctologist and the license plates turn out to the doctors . . .kramer was talking about how proctologists always have the funniest stories and they all end the same way, with the patient saying to the doctor "it was a million to one shot doc, a million to one" . . . well I don't want you to have to say that to any doctor, soooooo don't play with matches m8 .

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