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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:04 am

here we go again now . . .
This morning upon awakening as I was stretching like a plump cat a riff proceeded to make itself heard . . yes a riff, 5 notes, couldn't tell ya the key but, it was somewhat musical.......

decible = 5,5,4,3,1
stink = 3.8
melody = 6
duration = 3 to 4 seconds
relief = too tired to tell

. . . . . . . . . Laughing

it must have been that sheperds pie we had for dinner. . .

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:43 am

Sounds good to me, how about it, baby?!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:57 am

ya know you're killin me. . . . .

. . . .

I'm thinkin the diner . . .

. . . .you know I can't crack 2 eggs without breakin the yoke . . .

. .first I have to catch the chicken. . . . . hehehehehehehe

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:53 am

... thats the spirit .... Romantic dinner for two.

Have a nice doze afterwards ..... see if you can work something out for the FForum. Mr. Green

.... **Stop Press **

Guitarman152: There has been a problem with the marking on your last eruption. An objection has been raised by the Irish jury over the Melody score.

.. a Five note Melody ?? ... after some serious deliberation .... the jury have decided to overturn your Mark. They feel that this is worth at least 9
... and if you had remembered the Key ..... could have been a 10. Laughing

ubw newbie Joined: Aug 25, 2005 Posts: 7

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:43 am

... an SBD .... ?? ...

... a quiet celebration .... that was Post # 69 ... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:09 am

Had one about five minutes ago. Quite nice.
Decible: 4-6
Stink: 8
Duration: 1-2
Melody: 0
Relief: 8.... t'was wonderful....
Ahhhh

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:13 am

.. Welcome Deltarain .... some nice scores there.

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:47 am

a 9 . . .

. . I don't think I'm worthy seVven . . I'd be happy to up it to a 7.5 in honour of the Irish Jury folks . . .

I think a 9 would have to be 7 notes and a 10 would have to be a minor scale in Bb . . . . . . Laughing

yes . . Welcome to our forum deltarain!............hopefully you will be a repeated contributor. . . .

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:31 am

No probs G-man .. The Irish jury honourably accepts your 7.5

Bbm ... ?? ... enharmonic ...??? a difficult challenge for a Ten .. Shocked

Must go practise my scales ....

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:32 pm

I'll be doing the same 7 (is that ok? 7 ) . . .Bssgrl whipped

up some marinated roasted red peppers last night, so give em a couple of days to set and I'll see what I can do . . .

I think I have to go to the store and get some feta cheese, that stuff really helps in matters like this . . .

Peace,
Erick . . . .

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:19 pm

Red Peppers and Festering Feta?? ...

You Lucky Man ....

8:45am GMT
Home
seVven woke -up .... hands searching for Mrs seVven.

Eh??
Alone??
Where the .....

9:15am GMT: ...Breakfast:

(That me getting hit with a cereal packet)

Apparently ... I must have been doing some practising during the night .... (thinking about that 5 note melody)
Mrs seVven escaped into the spare room ....
I said .... why can't you just use the pillow like Bssgrl??

Ok then.. I said ... give me some scores ...

You did'nt keep any scores ...

no marking???

so...

Decibel: 0
Stink: 0
Melody: 0
Duration: 0
Satisfaction: -10

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:02 pm

Yea I figured I'd help out Guitarman with some inspirational food, but in the end I'll be paying for it

Mrs SeVven was lucky enough to have the time to escape, eh?! Smart woman!
Although I am quite amused when G-man lets them go, he's sooooo entertaining about it

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:19 pm

Lol ... you're lucky Bssgrl. Mrs7 would have me on a starvation diet.

.. maybe its only Musical people who find it all entertaining??

umm .... maybe not .... otherwise there would be more contribution to the Forum!!

I guess the G-Man would be like myself ..... we make a joke out of it and have a Laugh.

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:23 pm

ah.. this morning after chicken packets with deadly spices (was camping with some of my mates.) tent was sealed, probably around 60 degrees F outside. One of the times when you have to share with your friends. imagine fermenting a few SBDs in a mummy bag... then letting the world know what i had for dinner....
Decibel: 0
Stink: 8
Melody: 0
Duration: smell: 15 actual: 5
Satisfaction: Absolutely none. no one else smelled it.. damn

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