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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:10 pm

Has the fart forum thread finaly run out of gas?

stay tuned for more................

Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:47 am

Aww Shucks ... guess nobody told you huh? ...

We're all up Partying at Guitarmans place... drink

Then we're going underground .. starting a new political party P.H.A.R.T ...

.... or does .. "stay tuned for more" .. mean you're going to contribute one???? ...

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:09 pm

Yea he throws some surprises at me, but usually I can go for cover to escape till it's "safe" again

He's so funny about it and luckily for him I enjoy enjoy warped humor

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:48 am

Great partnership ... Bass. Guitar and a warped sense of humour!! ..

.. and he gives you a warning aswell ...

Now ... that IS Luurrrrve ..

Wish you both every happiness and long may it continue.
Ok .. gotta go ... new business venture with Bannabein .... Bottled Gas ..

..." A must ... for those who Can't" .... Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:11 am

ok now . . . .last night while brushing me teeth a trumpet sounded . . oh no, that wasn't a trumpet . . it was a
double toot with extension..................................... ................./////..

decible = 6 . . 4.7
stink = 0.3 . . nothing really
melody = 5.8 (almost trumpet like)
duration = 3 or 4 seconds combined
relief = 2
.....................................

I don't always give bssgrl a warning, sometimes i'll sneak one off and whoosh the covers and she'll proceed to bury her face in her pillow ..

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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:42 am

... oops .... sorry .... thought this was the S/M forum.

... back shortly. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:15 pm

well seVven, we're waiting bro . . . . . dance us up one . .hehehe

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:59 am

... That Herb Albert one of yours really knocked my confidence.

I have been trying hard.

Beans .... Pea's .... Indian Curry .... Chinese Curry ..... Guinness .....

... nothing was working ...

THEN .. Laughing

This morning ..

..First .. A quick ranting preamble .... I hate people who drop litter on the street .... Why do it?? ...

... 'aint there enough rubbish lying around .... so bearing that in mind ...

8:54AM GMT
May Street - walking behind this guy who unwrapped a candy bar ... dropped the wrapping onto the street .. then opened a packet of cigarettes ... dropped the cellophane .... then dropped the foil ( walking past a rubbish bin) .... I overtake him on the pavement ... I knew what I had to do ... The wind was in the right direction ... so I let go

Decibel: 8 (remember - this was outside)
Stink: 0 (but I'm guessing it could have been around a 5)
Melody: 5 - a quick sort of ..toot toot
Duration: 4
Relief:10++++++

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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:30 am

seVven. . . . . you are a hero man. . . hopefully you taught that littering lug a lesson.................

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:02 pm

Cheers G-Man

I was worried incase that might have got me thrown out of the Forum.

I'm afraid to say ... its not the first time I have used farts as punishment.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:27 pm

Hey SeVven
Too bad you can't do what Bannabein suggested and bottle it up so everytime one of these uncaring litterbugs violates the earth, you could just open up the jar upwind and nail them that way!!

I'm surprised that there aren't more "proud farters" sharing their stories here.

Oh BTW, Guitarman nailed me last night wirh a SBD in bed, and I wasn't able to go for cover under my pillow, which I use for my "gas mask", quick enough to escape

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:40 pm

Lol ... Thats a great Idea Bssgrl ..... In fact the more I think of it .... the more 'Political' I feel about it too.

What I would really like to do ..... is get it in a Mace spray .... you know? .... be a bit more 'Up Front' about it ...... instead of being a furtive farter.

I might tell you about the 'Mother smacking child' ..... I just had to let go when I saw that happening .... but it had a sad ending.

G-Man did a SBD !!!!! ...... No warning??? .... ..... how dastardly ... sounds like it was a 10-10-10-10

Get your own back on him.

..... Nice Murals btw .... loved the Night/Day room ....

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:35 pm

Now that wou;dn't be ladylike would it?! LOL!!

Thanx for the looksie at my stuff

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:29 pm

who me . . Question

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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:51 am

Bssgrl .... I think he should have got you breakfast in bed, to make up for that ... 'no warning SBD' ....

.... "Who me" .....

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