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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:17 am

.... Eric?? .....

.... Ok .. Tomorrow .... Eric holding a copy of NY Times with correct date.

If I don't see it in the picture gallery ..... I'm coming over to search for him.

If I don't smell him pretty darned quickly ... I'll be calling the FBI ... thats the FBI .. not the F.B.I

FBI ... the Fa@#ers Bureau of Investigation ...

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:42 pm

hehehehehe

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:44 pm

I'll go hide in the Arcade now

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:55 pm

Ok, I've pulled your chain long enough I guess Wink

Erick had a wicked ear infection that actually caused him to develope Bell's Palsy, was quite a scare at first when I saw his face dropped on one side, thought he had a stroke. Shocked

The week before that I dragged him down to the ER after I got off shift and saw him covered with red splotches, he had an allergic reaction to the antibiotic he was on. So it wasn't a fun few weeks there or a while. Now he's just been busy with work and getting better. But I'll have him post something soon, we just wanted to have some fun Smile

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:04 pm

...Ear infection ... slobbery chin ... Red blotches .. Bells !!!!

Should I be calling him Quasimodo now ????

I should have guessed about the ear infection ... his latest decibel scores were all quite low !! ..... I thought he was just being kind ... seeing as he is the King of Flatulence ....

....

Right Ear .. was it ???

Thats what he gets for lying on his side too much .. trying to squeeze out all those 10's

Ok

All joking aside

Bells Palsy ... thats really serious .... takes a long time to heal

Wanna wish you all the best Big Lad ... hope you get well soon m8

I would come over and mop your brow with a wet sponge ...

... but I'd only want to slap you about the face with it ...

.. for winding me up so much ...

Back to serious again .... Get well soon .... see you back here when you are better

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:40 pm

meeeee

Hello seVven my friend.....

yeah it's been awhile since I logged on, been a little under the weather..
I see Tammy gave you the details after messing with you....

That's quite funny...me holding a copy of NY Times with correct date... Laughing

u r quite the comedian.....

Thanks for the concern though.... Embarassed

Tam's been quite the trooper and nursemaid, no need to come over her and mop up my brow and smack me around m8

I gotta get ready for work now, but I'll try and get on here more often
and hopefully have some flatulant contributions...............................

Peace....

ps: all the best to you and the Mrs

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:55 pm

... I'll be back in a minute .... just gotta check something first ...

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:59 pm

... Okaaaay

In the absence of any fingerprints or mitacondrial DNA ... not even any evidence of todays copy of the NYT

.....

.... I had to run a grammatical analysis of your last post.... inputting all the data from your previous posts and then running a comparison... then dividing the answer by Pie r squared and then adding my lucky No .... 7

(Grammer etc is almost as individual and unique as fingerprinting)

... the bad news is ..... it came back with only a 86% probability that the author of the last topic was in fact ... Eric ....

I am also including in my analysis ... the fact that I was watching some B horror movie last week ... about some mad nurses killing guys ... !!! Shocked

In view of Tammy's posts ... I deduced ... that you had been blowing a few SBD's in the +10 range ... and in a fit of rage ....
..... she did something terrible to you .....

... and has been trying to cover her horrible deed by pretending to be you.

I am not going to be fooled again ..... (Won't get Fooled Again ?? ) ... (Who sang that ?? )

just remembered ... Roger Daltry and The Who

So .....

If you can answer this question correctly ..... I'll believe it really is you.

Question 1 ... your old Blue T-Shirt .... with the white writing on the chest & Oval Logo ...... what did the writing say ....???

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:03 pm

lol.. it said where's my helmet . . Confused

ok ok
how about this...........

a day trip to New York City = Gas and Parking $40.00

Walking around and checkin things out = snacks and drinks $50.00

Dinner for 2 at a nice restuarant = $100.00

seeing the look on the couples faces on the next table after ripping
an SBD with a stink level of 10++ = PRICELESS......

it really is me buddy.....

Peace.....

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:35 pm

Well SevVen?!!!!!

I think that proves Guitarman is alive and well

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:37 pm

Ya can't fool me

I think.

Thats Guitarman Eric talkin there.

... What did you do to Bssgrl

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:22 pm

Yep that was Erick and I'm at work....what happened to you??? Rolling Eyes

I thought you were MIA for a minute there.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:55 pm

hmmmm MIA ???

You could say that.

The In-Laws were over for Dinner.

Chili Concarne - ......... - those friggin Beans

So ... I was trying to slip out a SBD .... but

I could'nt predict the exact potential decibel .... so i tried holding it in ..... the more I tried ... the worse it got ..... I was telling a few jokes ... people were laughing ...

I was laughing at them laughing ...

and then it happened ...

.... probably a 12+
I kept on laughing ... but everyone else stopped laughing ..

.. then there was the aroma .... then lots of

and when everyone left ... there was still lots of ...

from Mrs 7 ... then some

and after that some ..

and some

Yeah .... MIA would be a good name for it ...... Mortified in Action .....

... Hey ... stop trying to change the Subject ...

... What have you done with

Bssgrl .....

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:59 pm

I don't care ... I still think it was FUNNY ... I'm still Laughing.

I tried blaming it on the Dog ..... but we don't have a Dog.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:10 am

Bssgrl.....

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