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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:40 pm

I hate lifts ..... yeah yeah I know .... way back on page one or two of this topic I dropped one myself in the Fujitsu building lift .... I only did that so I could write about it here ... Very Happy

Roll on Xmas then .....

.......

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:17 am

hey seVven,
Good to see you back in action again....missed your posts!!

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:53 pm

*GASP* Not sure how to put this, but it would appear that "I'm dormant". I will soon begin posting my younger brother's achievements, as is he is far from innocent in the ways of the anal secretions/excretions. For example this evening-

decible = 8
stink = Couldn't tell, was across the room
melody = 10
duration = 4-6 seconds nice and long
relief = 10- he's always so happy after farting, due to his unique ability to make bystanders' nose hairs cry for mercy.

Check out my new lyrics- Meth September!

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:15 pm

yeah deltarain! thank you and you're brother for his contributions!! it has been awful quiet in here of late . . . Laughing

I will go check out meth september

Peace,
Erick . . . .

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:38 am

Ok, now I'm expecting some good stories with all of the holiday food being consumed!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:33 pm

well it's been awhile . . . .yesterday was the superbowl and I ate a variety of different snacks, last night after the game was quite eventful to say the least, I ripped so many farts I don't know how to begin to describe them except to say this Shocked

the first 4 or 5 were decibled about 5 to 6, duration was all over the place from 1 to 5 seconds, oh and there was some melody involved here Shocked

. . . stink level wasn't impressive at all due to the frequency . . . BUT, there had to be a song in there somewhere . .

anyway just thought I share this with anyone who may be interested in bringing back to life this old thread . .

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:37 pm

Wow!!!
gotta love flatulence.....god knows i do.being ex-navy and all
does wetness count???
because if it does...then i blew one out the arse so hard.......
my butt cheeks made a sound that sounded like aretha franklin singing the national anthem and wet my pants with some kind of colon discharge....lol
i hope that wasnt too graphic........viewer discretion is advised!!
Gunner

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:05 pm

..thought I heard a noise in here.

...Eric ... Shocked

... Wotta lucky guy .... Superbowl, Snacks and Flatulance and a woman who understands these things .. sheer bliss of a day.
I'm gonna guess that the muscles in your spinchter are so finely tuned that when you let out a duration 5+ ... you do it like a nice Santana riff (thats RIFF not Rift)

.. that is Art man.

Nice one Gunner .... never thought I'd be glad to see the Navy (Royal??) ... ex-Army...... Colonic Discharge ..

... Superbowl ...Colonic discharge .. . umm ... thinkin ... after a good feed of Indian Curry ... that rice just goes straight through me ... every time I sit on the SuperBowl ... its like a Remington pump action ... I can hear the rice ricocheting off the Bowl.

Flatulance lovers ... definately in the minority here ...

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:41 pm

oh noooo not royal navy...good ole' United States Navy
the arse statement was used instead of saying ass....lol

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:40 pm

oh yeah . .

maybe there's hope to keep this smelly thread alive and weezing . .

thanks for sharing guys

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:52 am

Well I got a good one I felt I had to post.
Last night while working on my shift in ER at the Hospital, I had to get some information from a patient in the psych room, known as "the tank". While reviewing info with the patient for admitting, the person in the bed next to him let one go, and I mean LET ONE GO.

It had to be on the following scales:
Duration: at least 7-10 sec's
Tone: Wet/High Pitched
Odor: None that I detected, Thank G-d!
Melody: It was a song all it's own

I had to do everything I could not to burst out laughing and just continue my questions with the patient I was with

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:30 am

. . . oh yeah

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:50 pm

... Bssgrl !!.....Nurses uniform !!..... Shocked

Thats not fair Eric .... you've got everything ... and she lets you blow 10's around the house whenever you feel like it.

Bssgirl ... I think you should have been a bit ... strict!! with that guy ...

and ...

well done ... thats the first .... wet ... high pitched one we've had .... i think??

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:13 pm

Unfortunately for Erick, I don't wear a nurse's uniform, not even scrubs, just regular office attire

....but you are a "bad boy" aren't you now?!

LOL!
I couldn't help but post that though, it was too good, and funny, to pass up. It's always interesting going into "the tank"

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:46 am

I was just reading the posts when i decided to let one of my own go

2 minutes later im waking up on the floor

stink level- 11

man the neighbors almost called haz-mat for toxic gases

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