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seVven
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:53 am |
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Ooops ..... sorry .... I thought I heard something in here .... false alarm .... 
 Wheyyyyy Top Three .... well done Tammy ..... I paint aswell ... its always been a frustration for me with colour ... cause I can't see half of them.
 (Ribena Blackcurrant drink) ... Cheers to you anyway.
I warned Eric ..... I warned him ...... now we are all assimilated and there's no escape ..... 
I have brain farts all the time .... especially thinking up things for the story forum.  |
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Guitarman152
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| Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:46 am |
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nothing to report today, but I'm workin on it . . . . 
mahjong, mahjong, mahjong, oh I need my mahjong. . .  I was warned and didn't listen  |
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seVven
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| Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:41 am |
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ITS FAR TOO QUIET IN HERE ...
WHATS HAPPENING .... ????
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Bssgrl
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| Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:35 am |
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Guitarman should be making a post soon, he was tootin' away last before bed  |
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Guitarman152
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| Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:05 pm |
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well I finally have something worthwhile to post . . . . .
The other night me and bssgrl were having a tickle fight and I began to erupt . .whoop blat whoomph blat blattthhh fiiiizzzzzz plaaaaaaaapp_fzz bp bp!! aaaahhhhh !!!
I can't even begin to try and describe this episode with a scoring system.. 
needless to say, bssgrl ran from the room laughing . . as I sat there in victory . .
satisfaction = PRICELESS.....  |
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seVven
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| Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:56 pm |
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*pokes head around the door and sniffs air* 
It smells far too damn clean in here. 
Has somebody been squirtin AIR FRESHENER 
Whats been happenin??
Tickle Fightin??? You lucky Devil .... 
I'm wonderin if there is some scientific reason for this ..... tickling .... to cause such excess leakage from your buttocks???... (and in colour too) ... is it something to do with the tensing of the muscles?? 
I was just showing that post to Mrs 7 .... asking her if there was any ... you know .... Chance??? .... of a tickle fight. 
SSssssssCCCCChhhhhhhZZZzzzzzzzPPPllllllaaaaaaaaaTTTTTTTTTT
That was the sound of her hand travelling through the air at a constant speed of about 1000fps and coming into contact with a soft object ... The side of my Face.
There will be no tickling here tonight.....  |
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Bssgrl
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| Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:37 pm |
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you just have to go in for the attack without any warning, that's the method I use for Guitarman!
LOL!! |
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seVven
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| Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:52 pm |
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 .... you sneak up on him???
 Ummm .. Mrs7 .. is ... ex- Military Police .... do you realise the danger I would be in?? ... if I tried anything sneaky. 
I'll have to think of something else ....  |
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Guitarman152
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| Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:23 am |
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ex military police . .  maybe you should take some karate lessions and then make your move . . 
yeah, when bssgrl attacks me I feel like she's kneading a piece of dough and I'm the dough . . doh . . |
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Bssgrl
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:17 am |
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well Guitarman was on a mission last night with SBD's, almost sent me out of the room, but unfortunately there was nowhere to escape, so I dove into the pillow to save myself!!!!
On the scale rating I would say that they were around 7-9's for stink ratio |
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Guitarman152
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:30 pm |
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no mission . . . just plain ole luck...............
a couple of beers and some clam casino pizza... |
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Bssgrl
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| Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:30 pm |
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so no postings? I'm sure someone has something to add, especially with all the rich food being consumed this time of year! |
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Dlinkquint
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:04 am |
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im working night shift this week and had a frog in my pocket last night letting out croaks  |
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seVven
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:28 pm |
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I hate them friggin Frogs
Always croakin right at the wrong moment.
Ok ... Flatulent forum ... I'm writing this on behalf of someone else ... 
I'm in the Lift ... 5th floor going down to ground floor. 
There's a huge Frog in my pocket ... and its ready to explode.
Can't hold it back 
Sheee1tt
Smell ... 10++
Duration ... 6
Melody ... 1 .... same note for 6 sec's ... though it decayed a bit near the end
Satisfaction .... hmm ... zero .....too worried about whats /who may be waiting on the ground floor
Damn right you should be worried m8y ...  .. that was ME waiting on the ground floor ... that lift was stinking .... I had to hold my breath untill it got to the first floor and take the stairs .....  ... and I hate excercise
Just wait untill tomorrow ...  ... I'm stuffing myself with feta and red peppers as we speak  |
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Guitarman152
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:02 pm |
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lol!! the dreaded elevator stink bomb . . and you had to get off and walk  . . that guy that left it is probably still laughing . .
maybe this forum will pick up some momentum like bssgrl said due to the holiday feasts . . .  |
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