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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:05 am |
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Think it's time to have a laugh, so here's a joke I'd like to share
Sean, the boss of the Irish equivalent to NASA, announced at a press conference, "Ireland is going to land a manned space craft on the sun."
After some silence and glazed looks, one reporter said, "you won't get close enough ! You'll burn up millions of miles from the sun !"
To which Sean replied, "We've thought of that. We're leaving at night time."
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minusme
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:46 am |
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LOL...
That's pretty funny!! |
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mittins
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mittins
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What do you call a dead blond in the closent?
a.) Winner of last year's hide-and seek contest.  |
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witcheru
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A woman calls her place of employment and requests to speak to the manager. "I'm not coming in today" the manager says "oh...ok..are you sick?" "yes..I have Anal Glaucoma"
"Oh my, whats that?" She replies.."just can't see my ass coming into work today"
Bwaahaaahaaaa!!     
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minusme
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lol ru.... I think I have anal glaucoma about half the time!!! |
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Guitarman152
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lol . . . . hehehehe
how do you describe a complete clusterf_ck ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The bush administration . .hohoho, .yeah i know . .it's so obvious . . . . sorry . . don't mean to get political 
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mad
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hey wuts the difference between 100 dead babies and a new car?
...........what?.........
i dont have a new car in my basement
hehehehe its so old and im so lame |
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guitarist
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lmao erick... funny funny funny |
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ImL
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:46 am |
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| mittins wrote: | What do you call a dead blond in the closent?
a.) Winner of last year's hide-and seek contest. |
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ImL
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| minusme wrote: | | lol ru.... I think I have anal glaucoma about half the time!!! |
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quanquan
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ImL
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a blonde was driving thru the countryside and spots another blonde in the middle of a grassy paddock... in a canoe, and trying to row it.
the 1st blonde stops her car and shouts, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? YOU'RE GIVING US BLONDES A BAD NAME. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF !
the other blonde cries, "I'M STUCK ON A ROCK, CAN YOU GIVE ME A PUSH ?"
after thinking about it, the other blonde shouts back, "NO WAY, GIRL. I CAN'T SWIM" |
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Aswepe
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Two blonds are walking along beside a river, one on each side.
One blonde shouts to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde shouts back, "You're already ON the other side"
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dagon
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| Guitarman152 wrote: | lol . . . . hehehehe
how do you describe a complete clusterf_ck ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The bush administration . .hohoho, .yeah i know . .it's so obvious . . . . sorry . . don't mean to get political
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Well, I wouldnt worry, 3 and a bit more years, and you can get rid of him for cert.
Unlike us here in Britain, we have no law stating that a Prime Minister must step down after 2 terms, so we have been stuck with the insufferable asshole Blair for nearly 10 years now, and there is nothing in our law says he has to go.
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