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Brooksy
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| Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:11 pm |
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Welll......
Start one then...sheesh...do I have to do it all the b****y time...what are y'....musicians or somethin'?
Topic...y' know...a thread...and not y' flamin' needle work either you screamin' great lumberjack....
Well type damn you, type...yes type...use the keyboard...no, no....the one that just clicks...yes, that one....what?...it only plays one note?......of course it only plays one note you arse!!!!
You there...yes...you....drummer boy....stop stretching condoms over the rims cause y' can't afford new skins...Aaarrruuurrrgghhhh...used ones too!!!
Start posting...where you going?....Joinin' the what...?!!!...posting on the boards you fool...not become a bloody mail man....
Ok, so that's how we start a new topic/thread. Your turn  |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:08 am |
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Errr...there's twelve yellow faces looking at me on the left.....
Hehe...Look, I've got a thread all too myself..what can I post?
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Hello sexy
Fancy a scr....
maybe not....
Mary Had A Little Lamb
She took it too the shed
She Stripped off all its wool
And sat upon its head |
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minusme
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:12 am |
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The limerick man!!! We used to do this joke that goes...
Some people say it's funny
but it's really green and runny
diarhea....diarhea....
I must have been 12 the last time I thought of these.... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:22 am |
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lol...
Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner
Playin' with his n*b
Stuck it in an apple pie
Then into his gob (mouth for non-understanding people, which now kinda ruins it...b****ks!!!)
Mary Mary quite contrary
...Stuck up b***
Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the spout
...er...why???? Silly bugger probably thought he was a Water World or somethin'
There once was a man from New York...(...dodgy ground I'm standing on, lol)
It didn't do sod all but talk
His wife got annoyed, and sort revenge
And pierced his pr**k with a fork
..................................................Written By Greg. Heyhouses Junior School 1982
I make my way through the garden
Floating in a bubble
Lit a cig near a hydrogen pump
And turned the house too rubble
I play with my finger
I run it down my front
I'd much rather stick my finger up your f***** c****
................................................................Roy "Chubby" Brown...British Comedian |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:38 am |
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Quite frankly....I'm mad...yes...looney..out of my tree..lost the plot..can't find the handle..completeley gone..whoosh...flying with the fairies....seeing Elvis....gone bananas...gone insane...gone west....John West Salmon...pickled....wasted...shot...off me trolley.....a few coconuts short of a Malibu...zippy-da-doo--day....Off to see the piggin' Wizard...loose marbles...short-changed...pancake short of a breakfast...a waffle without the -ffle...a vegetarian Great White..a few beers short of a drunken riot...parylised from the brain cell down....copped it...joined the heavenly choir of Bonkers...I smoke carrots...eat cigars...use oil as vinegar...make love to bowls of Oatmeal....drink terpentine then p*** on coal fire...lost direction...lost the map..lost the compass...lost all but what I never had the first place...
Yep...Mad |
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alek_acero
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:28 pm |
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| Brooksy wrote: | Errr...there's twelve yellow faces looking at me on the left.....
Hehe...Look, I've got a thread all too myself..what can I post?
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Hello sexy
Fancy a scr....
maybe not....
Mary Had A Little Lamb
She took it too the shed
She Stripped off all its wool
And sat upon its head |
and Bananaaaaaaassss are YYEEEELOOOOOOWWWWW |
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mittins
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:06 pm |
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.....ashes to ashes,
.....dust to dust
.....if it wern't for your ass
.....your belly would bust.....  |
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mittins
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:07 pm |
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...sorry......  |
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Soulfish
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| Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:55 pm |
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A hell raising rocker named Brooksy
liked wine, whisky, beer and hot nooky
He carried it off, till his heart made him stop
Now he only drinks tea and eats muesli.
www.purevolume.com/ghotti/music |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:27 am |
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| Soulfish wrote: | A hell raising rocker named Brooksy
liked wine, whisky, beer and hot nooky
He carried it off, till his heart made him stop
Now he only drinks tea and eats muesli.
www.purevolume.com/ghotti/music |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:58 pm |
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My new avatar represents my current state....and old dragon flying nowhere |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:21 pm |
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 Oh, you can't hurry love..no you'll just have to bloody wait...cause love sucks way to easy...it's a game of shut up and wait
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:22 pm |
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| Brooksy wrote: | Quite frankly....I'm mad...yes...looney..out of my tree..lost the plot..can't find the handle..completeley gone..whoosh...flying with the fairies....seeing Elvis....gone bananas...gone insane...gone west....John West Salmon...pickled....wasted...shot...off me trolley.....a few coconuts short of a Malibu...zippy-da-doo--day....Off to see the piggin' Wizard...loose marbles...short-changed...pancake short of a breakfast...a waffle without the -ffle...a vegetarian Great White..a few beers short of a drunken riot...parylised from the brain cell down....copped it...joined the heavenly choir of Bonkers...I smoke carrots...eat cigars...use oil as vinegar...make love to bowls of Oatmeal....drink terpentine then p*** on coal fire...lost direction...lost the map..lost the compass...lost all but what I never had the first place...
Yep...Mad |
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minusme
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:31 pm |
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Brooksy,
The new avatar is cool. It goes well with the blue glow on your username.. |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:04 am |
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shucks Me dragons cool and I'm absolutley glowing.... ...
or...did I read that wrong? |
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