Stoneman
ubw newbie
Joined: Jul 26, 2004
Posts: 3
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:00 am |
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From the planet of Funkaura comes the stranded son of Starfunkalot. Stoneman was born in the middle of a intergalactic war between the wackatacksters and the ancient civilization known as Bassonya. They were the Black tribe from the Rockmotitamon quadron. On the 22nd day of the Rythm battle, Funkaura was detroyed by the legions of Captain mediocregrooves. But the battle raged on until the death of the last known Funkmonauts. They were Starfunk and his wife Suki suki now. With a trail of Mediocregrooves in chase, Starfunkalot secretly jetisonned his only son "Stoneman" in a melodicmotha space vehicle with its coodinates set for the technically inferior planet known as Earth. There Stoneman grew up in La La land where music is king and ass whippings are mandatory. He became a warrior who battled the minions of whack that have invaded Earth. He has mastered the ancient rythmic arts of battle known as Rock, Jazz, Funk, Gospel, Soul, Reggae and of course Hip-Hop. He uses the ancient Funkauran power of clonism to bring all of the elements of the art such as drums, horns, keys, guitars and many voices all at once and all by himself. He welcomes all who believe in the Krunk to come by his page and join in the cellebration of "The Real". Let your Earthly ears be fiilled with the joy of the rythmic stylings inherited by Stoneman from the Funkaurans.
May You Be Funked Up 4 Life
Stonewall "Stoneman" Towery |
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