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Brooksy
ubw screen dweller
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
Posts: 1897

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:52 pm Reply with quote

This is an oldie that I haven't bothered recording.....If you want to use it, just do the courtesy of telling me so I can take it off-line.

LOVIN' ON A DIAL-UP CONNECTION
ęD. Brooks 2004

Well honey it ain't easy
livin' so far apart
For one thing it takes forever
For action to start

Just when I think I've got you
Things get turned around
Right in the middle of a kiss
The server goes down.

[CHORUS]
You can practice chat up lines,
never get a hicky
Always switch off
when things get sticky
No need for schoolin'
On wearin' protection
Y' can practice safe sex
When you're lovin' on a dial up connection


I really need you
But it's getting tough
Can't get to grips
With this cyber stuff

I used to last an hour
When our bodies touched
If I last more than a minute,now
We're in luck

[CHORUS]

Last night you undressed
With a detailed description
You wrote it so well
I stood to attention

You got to your bra
Then you really went to town
I spent the night cryin'
As the connection went down

[CHORUS]


BRIDGE
Guys you may wonder why I complain
All this cyberin' I get for free
But y' gotta understand
If you got broadband
You gettin' it more than me

[CHORUS]
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amazonblonde
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Joined: Jun 16, 2004
Location: Detroit
Posts: 329

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:37 pm Reply with quote

Hey thats cool!!! Laughing Wink That made me laugh too!!
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Brooksy
ubw screen dweller
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
Posts: 1897

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:43 pm Reply with quote

Thankyou, oh first lady of Detroit Wink Laughing Very Happy
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terell1122
ubw rookie
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Joined: Sep 06, 2004

Posts: 76

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:28 pm Reply with quote

WOW, that was good. and funny. lol. you made need to update your internet connection.
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coolguyguy
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Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Location: manteca CA.
Posts: 15

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:41 pm Reply with quote

HEy id like to use this song soo i'll teel you I wana use it it's a killer song
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