Free lyric...

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:52 pm

This is an oldie that I haven't bothered recording.....If you want to use it, just do the courtesy of telling me so I can take it off-line.

LOVIN' ON A DIAL-UP CONNECTION
©D. Brooks 2004

Well honey it ain't easy
livin' so far apart
For one thing it takes forever
For action to start

Just when I think I've got you
Things get turned around
Right in the middle of a kiss
The server goes down.

[CHORUS]
You can practice chat up lines,
never get a hicky
Always switch off
when things get sticky
No need for schoolin'
On wearin' protection
Y' can practice safe sex
When you're lovin' on a dial up connection

I really need you
But it's getting tough
Can't get to grips
With this cyber stuff

I used to last an hour
When our bodies touched
If I last more than a minute,now
We're in luck

[CHORUS]

Last night you undressed
With a detailed description
You wrote it so well
I stood to attention

You got to your bra
Then you really went to town
I spent the night cryin'
As the connection went down

[CHORUS]

BRIDGE
Guys you may wonder why I complain
All this cyberin' I get for free
But y' gotta understand
If you got broadband
You gettin' it more than me

[CHORUS]