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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:14 am |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:15 am |
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we're all
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alek_acero
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:48 am |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:26 am |
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Sittin' at the keyboard typing away
Bored as hell for another day
Eyes are heavy
legs are elastic
Breath so bad
It could melt plastic
Oh woh
Oh woh is me |
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ImL
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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:09 am |
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I remember when I was six years old on my tenth birthday when santa came down the door looking for something he couldn't hear, when suddenly, quite expectedley, something, that was nothing in particular came out of the cupboard. It closed the frdige door and said to me that it was, or may not, be something, that I knew it was, or maybe shouldn't have seen, a donkey that barked like a cat.
My father came in and and I said "Mother, why are dressed like a man?"
She said, or maybe he, replied but didn't answer that maybe, or maybe not she was dressed like a chicken but couldn't decide due to the fact chickens cluck and she meeeooowwed like a whale.
My life.
Confusing as hell
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Dlinkquint
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:57 pm |
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one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew there swords and shot each other |
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Soulfish
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Joined: Nov 07, 2004
Location: Brighton
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:11 pm |
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Yeah....and if my aunt had balls
-she'd be my uncle! |
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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:51 pm |
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| Soulfish wrote: | Yeah....and if my aunt had balls
-she'd be my uncle! |
Must be hard buyin' underwear then? |
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Dlinkquint
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:41 pm |
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if my dad was gay i wouldnt be here |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:56 pm |
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While British Telecom decided to crash and destroy Broadband over the weekend I discovered there is more to life than a computer....
I didn't know it but there's this little woman that sits on my sofa...At first I thought I was hallucinating, but after kicking here several times to make sure she had form I realised that she could talk........
I can't tell you anymore...I fell asleep |
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alek_acero
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Joined: Apr 23, 2004
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| Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:17 pm |
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| ImL wrote: | | quanquan wrote: | QUOTE : Dlinkquint Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:54 am
should we collab on making a nuke could be fun
Dlinkquint Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:04 am
mmm mushrooms,fried with some onions and curry sauce served with chips
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hahahahahahaha
I see the link.
No I don't
There it is   Chicken soup with feathers ! |
where's th link? |
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mittins
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Joined: Nov 05, 2004
Location: erie,pa
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| Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:20 pm |
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Brooksy, who are them litle wemen's.........on the couch?......  |
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Soulfish
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Location: Brighton
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:35 am |
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| Brooksy wrote: | While British Telecom decided to crash and destroy Broadband over the weekend I discovered there is more to life than a computer....
I didn't know it but there's this little woman that sits on my sofa...At first I thought I was hallucinating, but after kicking here several times to make sure she had form I realised that she could talk........
I can't tell you anymore...I fell asleep |
Ever wondered if you suffer from substance-induced sleep disorder, [DSM-IV] a disturbance of sleep due to the direct physiological effects of a psychoactive substance, including drugs of abuse, medications, and toxins; usually manifesting as hypersomnia or insomnia but sometimes as a parasomnia or of mixed type. Thus, as the body's fatigue reaches total shut down the dream state occurs as a continuation of ones waking state with no apparent divide? |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:15 am |
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Out of all that Brooksy understood....
| Soulfish wrote: | | Ever wondered if you....of...due to the...of a....including drugs of abuse, medications, and toxins; usually....but sometimes as a....mixed type.....total shut down the....with no... |
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