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Soulfish
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Location: Brighton
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:47 am |
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After spending over £20,000 sitting in the office of a small man who'd been put on hot wash once to often and exploring the nature of his relationship with his mother, his father, his sister and his well trained flock of sheep, the ham realised that he was in fact an accountant named Byron living in Milton Keynes. Armed with his new found self awareness and safe in the knowledge that with regular medication, a healthy balanced diet, 9 hours sleep a night and non controvention of the restraining order banning him from any delicatesen in France, Byron strode out into the bright sunshine ready to start his life anew. This was unfortunate, because at exactly the same time.... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:57 am |
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a slice of beef attacked him with French mustard and slapped him on a large bun. |
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Dlinkquint
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:38 pm |
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with that in mind danger mouse had to come up with a plan and there wasnt much time... |
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Soulfish
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:50 pm |
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"Quickly Penfold" he whispered urgently "We must contact Hong Kong Phuey, Tiswas and Rubarb and Custard, maybe even the Crankies. Now Starsky and Hutch are back the doors wide open. There's alot of careers counting on us.....Lets get to it!"
"Yes Boss!" Penfold replied. Suddenly a song came on the radio, a sweet song, a song which gently drifted in through their unguarded ears and changed everything. It was..... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:04 am |
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Hawaii 5-0. Reminding Penfold of the time he used to.... |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:34 am |
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cough up to 7 fur balls a day in precisely the same spot as some renegade foot soldier named .... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:09 am |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:26 am |
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Gloria was a savage who bred dalmations by day and raised hell by night if her puppies... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:01 pm |
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would stop sucking on her nipples. |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:29 am |
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These nipples were by no means ordinary as Penfold found out when he... |
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Boyward
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Location: Durham, England
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| Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:57 am |
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tried one for himself, having cast aside the puppy from the right breast. This had ennraged the puppy who |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:51 am |
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alek_acero
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| Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:26 am |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:55 am |
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and two invisible friends both called Lokomitertringlebumpsybeebopdalulamoo |
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Soulfish
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| Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:05 am |
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| Brooksy wrote: | | and two invisible friends both called Lokomitertringlebumpsybeebopdalulamoo |
Which is Inuit for Bob and Pete... |
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