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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:12 am |
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Oh Pickles ? ! laughs unproject-chicken just as barry-albatross lustfully swoops toward her.
"OMG" shouts barry, " what a wonderful chastity belt. A full suit of armour ! "
Barry then.... |
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unproject
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:23 am |
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makes haste to the unproject-chicken, continually whispering to himself "pickles, pickles, pickles" |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:43 am |
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The look in unproject-chicken's eye was one of fear. The other eye had closed over due to the impact from the frozen McBanana/French cheese and was still lodged in there.
The ground.... |
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unproject
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was suddenly covered with a hellish glow |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:54 am |
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termite mounds quickly grew, then exploded leaving..... |
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unproject
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:57 am |
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still with fear in her eyes, unproject-chicken thought "what the f*ck does termite mound mean?" |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:36 am |
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"Oh pickles " thinks Barry," those 1-2 meter tall insect colony structures made by termites in this arid piece of land are exploding !"
A lightning bolt strikes her armour and unproject-chicken is without her chastity armour. Barry then........ |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:20 pm |
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mounts and shouts: I have found the last virgin in... |
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mittins
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:37 pm |
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...Turkey!! And falls to the side spent from bumping uglys, and lights a......... |
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Brooksy
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ImL
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On stubbing out his cigarette, Barry hears unproject-chicken shout..."IM HAVING CONTRACTIONS ALREADY!"
Eggs start to.... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:15 am |
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scramble as the French Banana asks for salt |
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Boyward
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:37 pm |
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to put on his frozen path ... |
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mittins
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:58 pm |
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..so as not to slip while he puts his peel back on. Allready thinking of eggs for breakfast he..... |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:09 pm |
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runs to UBWKing for an omellette. Only to find.... |
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