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ImL
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:52 am |
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..."which should always be full" read the sign on his back as he cut.... |
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witcheru
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Joined: Oct 15, 2004
Location: Erie, Pa
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:53 am |
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..up the sausages and cheese, for the upcoming celebration. "Ker-sploink"...what the l..... |
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Dlinkquint
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Joined: Nov 21, 2004
Location: manchester,england
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:42 pm |
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hell was that noise shouted biggles whilst flying over the...... |
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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
Posts: 1899
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:44 pm |
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...large banana that had appeared over the hill. It was carrying a pear and a cabbage... |
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Dlinkquint
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| Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:46 pm |
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as back up if things got outta hand during.. |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:42 am |
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...the upcoming American Idol auditions where Donald Trump.... |
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Brooksy
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Joined: Oct 08, 2004
Location: The Wastelands
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:47 am |
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09:50am
has given his daughter as first prize. All boyband competitors have dropped out because she's above the... |
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ImL
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Joined: Jun 25, 2004
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:54 am |
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sign stating .."no comb-overs please" at the very moment the fantastic golden beaked albatross named Barry hones in on some road-kill that is fresh and.... |
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Maisie
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Joined: Oct 05, 2004
Location: Allen, TX
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:02 pm |
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...swoops down to retrieve a bit of the unfortunate animal. He nips off a small piece of the rear leg and... |
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Dlinkquint
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Joined: Nov 21, 2004
Location: manchester,england
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:26 pm |
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say's" oh poo i knew i should of got a larger piece".so in the quest for the holy grail barry flies to mcDonalds to order a.. |
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Brooksy
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Location: The Wastelands
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:36 am |
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McBanana with french cheese. |
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ImL
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:09 am |
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Barry ends up somewhere over Turkey and before finishing his Mcbanana/ French cheese, it drops, turns into ice, lands on Unproject's back! "Oh F...... |
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unproject
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Joined: Jul 01, 2004
Location: Turkey
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:05 am |
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"oh pickles" says the man (pickles omg  ), as he sees the frozen cheesy mcbanana landing on the back of his chicken called "unproject"!..... |
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alek_acero
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Joined: Apr 23, 2004
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:07 am |
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But he forgot one thing.... |
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unproject
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Location: Turkey
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| Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:09 am |
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unproject-chicken was wearing a suit of full plate armor.. |
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