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Soulfish
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Location: Brighton
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| Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:28 pm |
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Okay - here's all I know
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend........Homeless
and the oldest drummer joke ever..
whant do you call a bloke who hangs about with musicians.....a drummer
I want some singer, guitarist and bass jokes. Britney jokes, Michael Jackson jokes, the works....
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Brooksy
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Location: The Wastelands
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:54 am |
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Michael Jackson is in trouble again.
He has released the Elton John smash "Don't Let The sun go down on me". During a secret concert he altered the words....
"I want your son to go down on me..."
OOOO, I'm gonna go straight to hell for that one. |
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alek_acero
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Location: madagascar
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:26 am |
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Two bass players were engaged for a run of Carmen. After a couple of weeks, they agreed each to take an afternoon off in turn to go and watch the matinee performance from the front of house.
Joe duly took his break; back in the pit that evening, Moe asked how it was.
"Great," says Joe. "You know that bit where the music goes `BOOM Boom Boom Boom'--well there are some guys up top singing a terrific song about a Toreador at the same time."
Boooo !
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ImL
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:11 am |
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| Brooksy wrote: | Michael Jackson is in trouble again.
He has released the Elton John smash "Don't Let The sun go down on me". During a secret concert he altered the words....
"I want your son to go down on me..."
OOOO, I'm gonna go straight to hell for that one. |
Got this off the radio.....
What do you call a girl with a drummer for a boyfriend?
His sister.  |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:40 am |
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| ImL wrote: | | Brooksy wrote: | Michael Jackson is in trouble again.
He has released the Elton John smash "Don't Let The sun go down on me". During a secret concert he altered the words....
"I want your son to go down on me..."
OOOO, I'm gonna go straight to hell for that one. |
Got this off the radio.....
What do you call a girl with a drummer for a boyfriend?
His sister. |
I always thought there was something dodgy about my brother in law, lol.
What y' call a singer with no balls?
Backing vocals |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:43 am |
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What's the difference between a bassist and a guitarist?
2 Strings and a personality.  |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:46 am |
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A drummer with a small IQ was holding a stethescope near a bottle in a pub. The lead singer came over:
"What the f**k you doin' Larry?"
"Seein' how many beats there are in a bar" |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:15 am |
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Three guitaruists in a field:
Guitarist#1: Where's the cow?
Guitarist#2: Next field
Guitarist#3: No...over there practsing her lines. |
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Cnyl
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Joined: Sep 17, 2004
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 2:31 pm |
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Ouch!!! Easy on us drummers.
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to do it and 10 to say they can do it better! |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:00 pm |
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| Cnyl wrote: | Ouch!!! Easy on us drummers.
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to do it and 10 to say they can do it better! |
Top one Cnyl |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:59 am |
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| Brooksy wrote: | | Cnyl wrote: | Ouch!!! Easy on us drummers.
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to do it and 10 to say they can do it better! |
Top one Cnyl |
And Brooksy,
our newest A C T I V E P O S T E R ! ! !
Doors will open. French, Turkish and Italian girls will flock in numbers.
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alek_acero
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| Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:05 am |
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And Loin Bananas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope and glory!
alek |
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Brooksy
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| Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:16 am |
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Y'know...I never noticed......  |
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ImL
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| Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:24 am |
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| alek_acero wrote: | And Loin Bananas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope and glory!
alek |
hahahahah  |
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dfranklin77
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| Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:40 pm |
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