let's have your musician jokes!

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:12 pm

A drummer gets sick of being looked down on so he goes into a shop to buy a guitar. Bring me your best electric guitar he demands, "are you a drummer?" the shop assistant asks. "yes", he replies "how dy'a know?" Easy says the assitant - This is a fish shop.

How many deep and meaningful bands does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but only if it really and truly wants to change and well, what's the point anyway - we're all going to die sooner or later.

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:45 pm

this light-bulb-change jokes are funny lol Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:34 pm

Here's a couple:

How does your lead singer change the light bulb?

He just holds it as the world revolves around him.

What do you do when a drummer rings the doorbell?

Pay him for the pizza.

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:16 pm

that's my favorite so far!*

cheers,
dave
(*obviously not a drummer)

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:40 pm

that's my favorite so far!*

cheers,
dave
(*obviously not a drummer)

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:04 am

it hurts hahaha

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:12 am

hahahahehehe

which reminds me, Ron, I seem to've been stuck on 3047 points for ages and I won 3 bananas too and have done lots of these small posts and got some at Keno too as well also. hahahahehehe

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