It had to happen sooner or later. Snow ball fight!

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:56 pm

witcheru quickly builds an igloo and climbs inside. As she peers out of the icy palace she has built.. she catches a glimpse of something in the distance..and can hardly believe her eyes

....a butterfly high in the air, a steed coverd with baby octopi, and...a parade of ...Tonka Trucks.........this is getting gooood..Marguiritas anyone???? drink

Ru

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:20 am

A L E K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............

Did you see what unproject did to cuddles?
He made him have sex with a octopus he did'nt even know in sight of everyone!
He gave him 8 cigarettes!
Oh man, unproject, you've'done it now. Alek 's gonna' get the O.R.G. after you. Shocked

Start running like Ben Johnson!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:01 am

unproject typed a 3 miles post just to make sure that I'dn't read it....But I DID! and I have to admit that I have to report to the ORG what unproject has done to Octopuss , what is near from becoming a porn aktor !!!!!!

Revenge...is on my Side! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:54 am

WHAT???? Tralater inot WHAT??? Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:02 am

Meanwhile, as the snow covered warriors continue to battle, dcallen sits in his easy chair in front of the fireplace watching the ESPNHD broadcst of the event. Taking a sip of his Glenfiddich he notes how cold it must be out there playing in the snow. He says, to no one in particular, "This high definition broadcast is almost like being there" as an involuntary cold shiver runs up his spine.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:49 am

Octopuss has syphilis from unprotected sex with Cuttles.

dcallen's words "This high definition broadcast is almost like being there" reverberate throughout the universe and unbeknown to him, his living room (with dcallen in it) is being teleported to the battle arena. Precisely where Mittins left Alek's spinach and banana stash which is precisely in the centre of the hotspot of battle.
The O.R.G. are alerted and on their way

The name Goldenteapot clashes with ImL's subconscious warrior, self image with intense good looks and awakens him abruptly from concussion caused by the deluge of rapidly produced octopus babies. It is beleived the gestation period was so sudden, octopus babies fell to earth complete with placentas attached.

Witcheru eyes a huge butterly in the sky and curses Mittins for stealing her bra. Meanwhile Alek slips on a placenta and falls to the ground.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:02 am

Seeing all the octopus laying around, mittins has a great idea, returning to the scene with his TONKA end loader, with the big plastic wheels, he starts scooping up the squishie octopi." Man, I can open a calamari stand and earn all kinds of UBW points". Blinded by the vision of active posters, UBW gear and site upgrades,he fails to see alek attaching his inot(?) to his truck and presses him deep into the snow with one of the big plastic wheels leaving him looking like a snow angle."Well, this is handy, a truck to load the octopusses in!" mittins loads all the squissie critters in the truck and heads of to buid a calamari stand. Driving along he sees the O.R.G. searching for unproject.

"I sure would'nt want to be in unprojegt's shoes right now."

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:22 am

Taking every single med in the house, Brooksy runs out side and grabs a hand full of warm snow..... Shocked

er....warm snow?????????????? Confused

Brown..... Shocked

Warm.....

Snow...... Shocked

ALEK....YER DAMN OCTOPUSSY HAS BEEN UP MY BLOODY DRIVEWAY AGAIN!!!

Or is this the O.R.G. singling out possible threats...maybe I shouldn't have cursed the likle okopussy???
Slowly I retreat into the house, seeking sanctuary behind a bottle of tartare sauce. There, with knife and fork I wait silently......

And unbeknown to our civilisation, a million Octopuss draw their plans against us Shocked

But he's there...The Banana man...in a big yellow Tonka Truck.....outside...waiting...What can be done. Quickly Brooksy reaches for several disused flexi-pipes and attatches them to his clothing, inflating his eyes by blowing through his thumb, and covering himself in tartare sauce he races out into the drive way.....

"THEY GOT ME!!"

This fools the Banana man and his big yellow Tonka Truck. The angered fella runs into the house, where only seconds earlier Brooksy had turned on all the gas........ Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:32 am

Driving along mittins sees Brooksy writting alek's name in the snow, (gasp!) Brooksy, the great leader from the personality test. "What 'ya doin' Brooksy?"
'butterfly bait." the great one says and returns inside his house. Shocked

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:33 am

.......Rolling a cigarette, Brooksy laughs crazily...the O.R.G. will end....here...now...

He ignites the flame.........

The garden explodes as suddenly he remembers the blocked gas main....Scorched, smouldering Brooksy watches his garden burn as the house, Truck, the Banana Man and crazed octopuss that seemed to be coming from everywhere....stand around and laugh at this foolish man........

The moral of the story is:

You can have fun, have an orgy
But you can never beat the O.R.G

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:52 pm

Alek, which is known as Bananaboy had drink too much Bananska....And seeing what all the ppl has done to Cuddles.......Open his old radio....."GGgrrzzzzz GGRrrzzzz"....

- Hi Dear ORG, this is Alek ! We need ya help !

So.....

ten minutes after.....

ORG..

Just arrived with Anti Other PPl troups ! As everybody was running to unproject pornographic studio, suddenly appear in the sky the

of the ORG air Force !!!!

Lets go to Mittins House said Witcheru !!!!! But the ORG had meant it and

!!!!!!

Catch all of theeeemmmmm said alek !!!!

In memoriam :

Ya asked for the ORG ?

Never hurt my Octopuss again !!! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:01 pm

Cool!!! and , OUCH!!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:28 pm

Hey...y' noticed he never bombed me??!!

The rebeliion livess!!!!!! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:20 pm

dcallen, still sitting in his easy chair after his third Glenfiddich on the rocks, notices the program seems to be over. Picking up the remote control he presses the channel button and to his amazement nothing happens. "Damn cable company", he mutters, "now the TV's stuck on this channel! Good ending, though" Leaning back he closes his eyes to sleep and perchance to dream.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:40 pm

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It had to happen sooner or later. Snow ball fight!

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