It had to happen sooner or later. Snow ball fight!

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:16 pm

Alek gathering ammunition for the snowball fight??!! The truce has ended....Resume snowball fight!!! WOOHOOOOO

Ru

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:19 pm

YYYYYYYAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!! Alek Suddenly appears with tons of fresh cold white snow and makes Witcheru look like the Yeti! and then , once Again, run faster than Ben johnson, helped by cuddles aka Drunk Octopus of the Alps....

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:18 pm

Witcheru, looking very yeti-ish

, uses the opurtunity to go around and scare all the children in the neighborhood..with this acomplished, she sends an e-mail to cuddles, and bribes said octopus drink

back to Ted Quarters..(actually thats what we call our basement/practice room) and immediately begins a plan of action ...Cuddles, over excited, and filled with marguiritas, starts to hurl snowballs aimlessly at all UBW members.

SHPLIONK!! IML gets one square in the back..FFLOOMP! Brooksy takes one to the right knee

..a huge snowball flies past Alek, and BLAMO!! hits Dlinkquint
in the left ear!!! Witcheru pleads with Cuddles the octopus to stop the insanity..but gets pummled with 8 snowballs, ruining her yeti outfit with tainted Erie Pa. snow

..Cuddles quickly reloads, and begins again

.....OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Ru

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:13 am

mittin finds alek's stash of bananas and spinash. eats some of the magical stuff and turns back into mittins. but as a side effect of the spinash, every thing on the site turns green. Mr. Green

returning to the snow ball battle, he sees cuddels raising havoc pummeling everone with snow balls. taking witcheru's spare bra and two old cymbal stands, makes a bouble snow ball sling shot and fires two snowballs at cuddles and hits the octopod in the eyes stoping the onslought and saving everyone in the ubw snow ball battle.

Thank you, thank you very much.

From monkey turd to hero in a single post, this is gonna' be a good day!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:57 am

Who hurts Cuddles????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You gonna pay for that !!!!!!!

Hold on......The Octopus Revenge Gang will catch ya!

Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:27 am

oh,no...............................................................................

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:36 am

Not the O.R.G........

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:52 pm

Haaahahaha!!

O>R>G....Actually, Octopus is very resilliant...

squishy,like jelly!!Cannot hurt octopus with a snowball..although it tickles them a little, like the pillsbury dough boy...heheheheh...

Mittins my hero!!(

we will talk about the Bra later, and I'm tellin our drummer about the cymbal stands...ooooooooo...U R in touuubbblleee...

) Mittins now sweatin like Nixon

, and running faster than our friend Ben

Ru

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:25 pm

Just in here checking the snow, humm.... whats that writting over there? It's yellow, A...L...E......Alek , how could you?!

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:26 pm

Could said sooner, I've been eating the snow all afternoon Shocked

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:30 pm

This is an anonymous post from the O.R.G......preapring a sand battlefight......
Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:50 pm

O.K. but you gotta' splne the rules, if there are any. Does it envolve TONKA TRUCKS? I still got all my TONKA TRUCKS.

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:55 am

ImL rides into town sporting bermuda shorts and a caftan with a smile to melt ice. What the F...!"

Two warriors are in the distance throwing snow at one another and there doesn't seem to be a clear winner or loser.
The one dressed in pure wool looks cunning, and seems to have experience and a hip flask, while his opponent wearing a loose fitting banana loin cloth on his back reloads the Nasa patented snow gun with ease.

Purewool incites followers to attack Loincloth from a distance to act as a decoy. Purewool rejoices as Loincloth tries to remember the words to "Weeee areee theee wwoorllddddddd...."

ImL extracts from his polypropelene vest with matching back-pack and accessories, the highly flamable Snow Blaster 2000 double ended bazuka with titanium side armor spot rivetted at 30 mm centres.

On siting Purewool and Loincloth simultaneously with a grin, he unleashes a dreadful amount of snow causing havoc on both sides.

ImL mounts his trusty stallion named Nolene and rides with confidence and purpose between the 2 rivals into the sunset and onto the foothills. He is a warrior. He owns property and emits a feeling of awe in all those who lay eyes upon him.

He can cause panic and chaos, yet his manners are so good.

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:31 am

Unproject, wearing the wings of a huge new zeland butterfly, flies high in the sky. seeing the glorious cavalier, Iml Goldenteapot, he silently speaks the words "We will pay with our glory in the fire of battle" and dives sharply to the ground.

Goldenteapot, realizing and recognizing the butterfly-winged warrior charging to him above the ground in full glory, shouts the words out loud, "Oh Unproject, The Son of Wasteland, Thou dost think i will easily fall before thee, So come now, Let the battle begin!" and as a cunning warrior himself, he readies his secret weapon, the long-forgotten relic of UBW (united-banana-warriors that is, don't ya be confused)

Two warriors then engage each other in a huge rage, and just in that second Iml Goldenteapot fires his secret weapon... Gods themselves are surprised that moment! It's the long-forgotten Cuddles aka Drunk Octopus of the Alps!!!! With his 8 arms directed to Unproject's butterfly wings, this is a most cunning and evil trap!

Unproject, The Son of Wasteland, on the other hand, does not look surprised at all. He already had asked his fate to the prophet, Brooksy Greyhood, and knew this tricky plan as he watches the Cuddles flying to him, with cold eyes.

On the last second, he releases something to the air, a moment of even a bigger surprise, The Cuttles, a female octopus! Cuddles and Cuttles join in the air, and after a moment of very very quick romance, Goldenteapot sees the young tiny octopuses on air, raining down to him like snow! (yea octopuses produce babies that fast!) Just in a few minutes, ImL, along with his Snowblaster 2000 and Nolene gets buried under the hordes of young octopuses, as Cuddles and Cuttles laying there in joy together, with a smoke in each of their hands (16 cigs!)

Unproject, The Son of Wasteland, totally glorious and gorgeous, rises high in the sky with a sharp look in his eyes, chanting the victory march "Weeeeeeee areeeeeee tthhheeeeee woooorrrllllllddddddddddd, weeeee arrrreeee thheeeee chhhiiiiiillllddddreeeennnn......."

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:24 am

Hold on I'm installing my tralater inot my new tonka..... Shocked

It had to happen sooner or later. Snow ball fight!

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