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            <title>Jay-z's Blog! FTR Drummer Exclusive!!!</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[Now then! I've got to be a bit careful here I think because some of my pupils might be reading, so I'll avoid telling you about last week when we gate crashed an Ann Summers party! (It was an unavoidable accident!)

Not much to say here! I think Adie said everything in his blog, even if he did twist it round a bit! Its actually him who's been stressing out over a problem he had with his teeth and couldn't get in touch with the dentist, fortunately, I'm used to dealing with kids and I think he's calmed down a bit now!

Things are looking good for the band; we've got an audition this weekend for a new vocalist apparently. I'm told he's a bit bluesy/gospel style which should be cool. I'm still not fully convinced C.C didn't give up too easily, but time will tell, for sure it should add something new to the band, and maybe help us kick start a tour outside Yorkshire!

Speaking of which, the Sheffield gig we did at "Under the boardwalk" was excellent. Even my missus came to that one! We had screaming girls at the front too. Although I'm not sure if they were screaming for me to put my shirt back on or cheering for more! Hoping to get in touch with the promoter and try and get in there again, it was a good night, and for once Adie behaved himself and we didn't have to worry about him running out the door before the gig started (although that fiver I gave the bouncer probably helped!)

One final thing I need to explain, the whole Jay-z thing. A few people have been asking me whether they should call me Jay or Jay-z. Usually people call me Jay, but Adie and C.C conspired together to come up with Jay-z (really original right?) so feel free to call me what you want, but save Gertrude for those weekends!

Gonna get off, I've got work to do.

We'll let you know how the vocalist situation turns out, and for those who are interested check out our site – www.flatttinroof.org.uk the details are all there!

Goodnight!


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            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:31:40 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Adies Blog - FTR Bassist Exclusive!!!</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Heya all,

                                     I'm not really sure what to write here, usually we just leave all this writing stuff to our P.R guy, but since he's away I guess its up to me and Jay-z to take up 5 minutes of yer time!

The band have had a couple o'hard weeks recently, and my ears have been the victims!

Jay-z has been howling more than the American werewolf in London, about going back to school this week. But I guess sooner or later, hes gonna have to bite the (silver?) bullet and teach those kids a thing or two! (Sorry C, couldn't help myself!)

C.C on the other hand, has decided to open up a new drinking den in the centre of town. He's called the new place "The office". Im guessing this is some kind of tribute to Ricky Gervais and his mob, but at least even they managed to find a smart shirt and tie!

In case you haven't been to C.C's current "office" let me fill you in. Ever since hes been working from home, im greeted by his new outfit, which consists of a pair of boxers (if we're lucky!) and a can of Stella!!

As for me? Well, I'm busy with volunteer work. This time it's the elderly, but hey, its good to help out your elders, just ask C.C and Jay-z ive been helping them out for years! Actually I do wonder how long before ive got to wheel out C.C onto stage, for sure with the states he gets himself into it cant be too long!!

Having said that, C.C makes a mean dominos player, and I think its fair to say hes looking pretty good for a guy of 42, don't you think? Still single too, so any ladies, who want an outrageous womanizing playboy, do get in touch, and ill pass the messages to him.

That's yer lot for now! I could get into this blog writing stuff, if only I had something interesting to say!!!!

Adie

xxxx ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:31:10 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>New Vocalist &amp; Jay-z Exclusive!</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[It has been a frantic last couple of months for FTR. During which the lads embarked on a mini tour of their home county, which saw them entertain the south and beyond! After that success, the boys had chance to reflect when an unexpected holiday appeared. An air of mystery surrounded the band when flamboyant drummer Jay-z disappeared one night with his wife.

It wasn't until the rest of the band received postcards from Hawaii they'd realized he was actually gone!! (Good to see Adie and C.C keeping the rust off Jay-z's electronic drum kit).

However, back in the studio, it seems directions may be changing as they recently began advertising for a new lead vocalist!

Shocked at the news I tracked down Jay-z personally (once he was back!) to get the full story and find out more. Of course as always, the dynamic drummer was happy to explain that although Adie and he had initial apprehension at the idea, C.C was defiant and convinced the 2 that it was for the best.

Here's how the interview went down: -

Me: - "Thanks for the coffee Jay-z and your time. Please begin by telling us about this change."

Jay-z: - "No problem, anything for the fans. As for the change, well me and Adie didn't want one at first, but one day when we were working in the studio, C.C came in worse for wear, he was reeking of booze."

Me: - "I see something's never change!! Just like C.C always tells us!!! C.C is renown for this kind of stuff, in fact, id be shocked if he came in dressed in a business suit all smart and dapper! You must've read his debauchery in our earlier blogs?"

Jay-z: - "Yea, youre right that's pretty normal for C, he does party a lot, but that day he'd smoked 2 packets of Marley reds the night before and needed a rest on the mic. He sounded a bit like Barry White that day, but still he produced some amazing guitar solos and rhythms. If I remember right, it was in the pub afterwards when he began telling us that he wanted to focus more on lead and retreat to backing vocals. Personally I wasn't sure, but you know how C.C is, once he has his mind on something he never backs down!"

Me: - "Actually, from what im told he throws a temper tantrum to put Pete Doherty to shame! Is that right?"

Jay-z: - "Haha! Im not sure where you heard that, but yea, he can be a bit of a diva!!! Anyway, Adie had to rush off to help an old lady or something, for voluntary work and me and C had a few more pints. It was that night we decided we'd advertise. It took some convincing to get Adie to agree to it though, but he did, and so now we've begun advertising around."

Me: - "Sounds like a collective decision, I like that. So have there been any takers or is it still early days?"

Jay-z: - "We're hoping to check out a couple of people this weekend, and the week after. You know, we'll see how it goes, play it by ear. They'll be no decisions made for a bit yet, we gotta make sure FTR has the right person, with the right voice as well as personality to boot"

Me: - "So is this frontman going to be even more outrageous than C.C himself!?"
Jay-z: - "Well there's only one way to find that out! Youll have to come to the next gig! But be sure, were not looking for any reserved or shy people, were looking for a guy with real presence"

Me: - "Sounds like big things are coming for FTR. Oh one final thing, how did the mini tour go and how was Hawaii?"

Jay-z: - "Ahh you heard about Hawaii? Not much gets past you does it? Hawaii was gorgeous! Second only to the missus! I better put that in or she'll kill me. It was the perfect end to a successful tour. I think probably Sheffield was my favourite leg - good beer, comfy sofas, and it was our last gig before the smoking ban kicked in!"

Me: - "Sounds like a hoot. Sadly I missed that one, but I'm looking forward to seeing the boys back on stage soon. Thanks again for talking with us Jay-z"

Jay-z: - "No problem, anything for the fans. Don't forget - No one gets let behind… including you!"


So there you have it, and for anyone looking at trying out for the boys, check out their website - www.flatttinroof.org.uk

It promises to be an interesting time for these lads during the next couple of weeks.

Sadly, im not gonna be around, I've got a holiday of my own coming up in Las Palmas!

But don't panic, I've asked Adie and Jay-z to write me a couple of blogs while im away and ill post them all up when I return.

So stay tuned and don't miss out!!!

Don't forget to send your opinion. Contradition is up and running and sounding in my view hotter than ever. Make sure you leave a comment!

EDIT! - OOPS! Sorry guys!!!! How embarrassing! I forgot to post this before I left!! Apologies! ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:30:30 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Contradiction? or Talking Fiction?</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[Hey Guys,

                For a while now Flatt Tin Roof have been teasing us with ongoing controversial rumours about updating their demo on their aesthetically pleasing myspace site. After 2 months, we were beginning to all get a bit worried... until now!


Having decided to take drastic action to tie C.C Smith down, it was arranged that i would become an accomplice to Jay-z and Adie's masterplan.


It has long been known that C.C Smith is more than adept at his mixing skills when it comes to computer aided music recording; but time and again, (usually due to excess womanising) C.C is either A.W.O.L or fast asleep in his luxurious rock star bachelor pad.


However, at 7:30pm last Saturday, C.C had nowhere left to run.


Like a scene from V for Vendetta, the minute C.C left his house, the three of us quickly (with the aid of Brabantia bin liners and the ever useful gaffer tape) made a move and before you could say "Noones lying just talking fiction" C.C was locked in the basement surrounded by musical equipment with a small fridge full of beer and a locked door preventing his exit.

I suppose its fair to say, that weekend wasn't quite what C.C had planned. But though it could be considered an outrageous step in enforcing production of the demo, its testimony to the the drastic procedures these boys will go to in order to give the fans what they've been asking for.


Jay-z told me "We had to take these measures. But don't panic, noone got hurt, and C.C saw the funny side of it... albeit 2 days later!"


Adie continued"Sometimes action needs to be taken. We all know C loves women, but this time his serious passion was needed to work wonders on the body of a wireless computer keyboard, not Bertha from Barnsley".


The result? 2 days later Contradiction was leaked and FTR are proud to present their latest recording of the cult track that has continually been asked for by fans both at gigs and via myspace.


The boys sure hope you like it, but hey, why not let them know? Leave a comment and tell them if its an improvement on the other songs. If it aint, tel them that too!

As for me, ive been listened to it for the last couple of days and still aren't tired of it yet. The quality is that bit better then previous recordings we've heard, and if C.C is to be trusted the news gets better and better. We are told FTR will be in the private studio this summer for the recording of an E.P!


Lets hope the bin liners wont be needed that day!  ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:29:30 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Who is the F.T.R Drummer?</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[You know guys, some things never change; (just ask C.C. Smith!) but some things do!
 

It's becoming increasingly common these days to click a mouse, flick a page and see pictures of beauty and mystery. How often has the phrase "beautiful stranger" crossed our lips? Even before Madonna had the hit they were everywhere. So it should come as no surprise when we click our mice over to the pictures section of the Roofsters space on the web and see the number one frontman smoothie C.C. But who are those mysterious strangers with him?
I went to find out!

 

We've heard a lot about the frontman of Flatt Tin Roof recently and his womanising and crazy stage debauchery, but what about the other 2? I'm talking about the ever benevolent bassist and dynamic drummer. A.k.a Adie and J.

Sadly, we had problems tracking down Adie this week; yet again the ever private sideman seems to have taken off at the first word of a blog busting interview. So we took the opportunity to speak and learn more about the man behind the big pair – Jay-z, who was more than happy to tell us all we wanted to know.


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"The Teacher" is rarely seen without formal wear, even during a gig!


Jay-z is a man of rare nature. A former part-time amateur swimsuit model, who graced some of the worlds finest beaches, before being whisked away on an ever lasting romance (and were not just talking about serious passion for F.T.R either!)

Having been quite the fan favourite for many a year during his time in the supergroup "Siansu", Jay-z it seemed was destined to live the playboy lifestyle, parties, tequilas and barbeques, which C.C seems to be quickly taking up. However, he never quite achieved this, but the question we wanted answering; is why?


"The past is past, it was a great job, the pay was not amazing, and sure in the short term I guess I could've kept it up for a while, but sooner or later it had to end. I mean, how many 40 year olds do you see modeling in swimming trunks?Waikiki But hey, I don't regret it for a second, had it not been for posing on beach 2 years ago, I would never have met the future missus and joined F.T.R"


Missus?! Marriage!? Surely not! Can the gorgeous rear of F.T.R truly be tied down?


Apologies in advance girls, this man is taken!


We've all heard these days of mail order brides, heck, you can even rent mail order drummers for studio sessions! But when C.C's lifelong friend Louise mentioned she and her friends were escaping for a recuperative break in Hawaii, C.C quickly came up with a scheme to bring the Yorkshire born vegan back home!

C.C was quick to remind us "When Louise told me she was going to Hawaii; I knew that was the time to act! I also knew if a beautiful blonde couldn't entice J to come back to F.T.R then nothing could! I didn't send her to marry him though!"


Quite the controversial story indeed! But we are accustomed to C.C and controversy; one could almost suggest they're the perfect pairing, so this should not be too surprising. Although even C.C himself (allegedly) couldn't have imagined what would happen later. For unbeknown to J, C.C and even Louise; by agreeing to become an FTR messenger, Louise was also destined to become - Mrs. Jay-z!

From what J reminds us, it was a beautiful moment.

"I was sat back on the beach getting my tan lines, when I noticed a beautiful blonde and her friends appeared on the beach, but I had to dash back to work, the camera doesn't wait. Then later on, I found out she'd stopped by and left a message and that was our first contact."


So had Louise noticed the swimsuit smoothie and decided to make the first move?

"No! You can only imagine my disappointment when the message left was not from her, but from C.C Smith! I should've guessed C.C was up to something, he's always scheming. But having said that, this time he wasn't, and from there you can imagine cant ya? Sunset walks along the volcanoes and climaxing with me booking a place on her flight back home"


So it seems an eruption of events helped hit 3 birds with one stone! First C.C's message was delivered. Second Louise and J fell in love, and finally FTR got their dynamic drummer back where he belongs.


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And Never without a smile!


Since those days though. The "teacher" of FTR has gone onto bigger and brighter things. Although the sunshine of Hawaii may be behind him, it seems his schooldays have come back to haunt him. Recently the teacher has gone on to receive his qualifications and currently teaches kids a thing or two; but not about how to sip a tequila or two on the beach, rather; about maths!

Well, before today even I couldn't have come up with that equation!


So does he regret any of it?

"Not a second! I'm happily in love, and hey I've got a wife too! But jokes aside for a minute; I'm in love, and I'm in a band that means a lot to me, sunshine is nice, but the real paradise comes when I get behind that kit and really give her what for!"


A true drummer's statement to say the least! So when can we expect to see Jay-z (or perhaps we should call him "Teacher") behind the kit again?

"Well, we've got a big gig in Sheffield. It's our first gig outside our comfort zone, and we're all excited for it. We wanted to do some in May, but Adie's disappearing for that month, so it's left us some time to get a few new tracks down and brush up on a few things. Were looking forward to going down though, aren't you?"
 

Going down!? I thought I was just here for an interview!
 

"He means Sheffield!" C.C quickly assured me with a wink and a nudge

So the question remains, will this truly inspirational story somehow change C.C to begin living the quiet life? Not on your nelly! "You know me, I'll never change! And you can put that in your interview too!"


So there you have it fans, a little more in detail about our beloved Drumming vegan and a reassuring statement from the wild frontman C.C. Who would've guessed? You couldn't make it up; these lads seem to get more interesting with every interview. Next up: Adie. At least, if we can catch him that is!


Don't miss the Roofsters bringing Serious Passion to Sheffield in June

With possibly more before! Stay tuned for details! ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 07:14:51 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>FTR Headline slot uncovered! Read about it here!</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[It was the moment the world didn't see coming, but the whole of Leeds was talking about. The night:-

Flatt Tin Roof finally got their first headline gig!

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Having worked hard, these boys were raring to go and as usual we weren't to be disappointed.

It was a warm Wednesday evening, and the Cardigan Arms was opening its doors to some fantastic acts. The preceding 3 bands to FTR were sensational, in particular Vasquez stood out as a band ready to take on the nation already.

But the warm end to a cold spring was about to get even hotter when the local lads took the stage complete with "fresh from the press" T-shirts proudly shown off by C.C himself.

We were rocked by the cult classic "she ain't no good" to kick off precedings. This song has long been a favourite of mine, and it almost feels like that first cup of coffee in the morning – Warm, comforting and as ever – refreshing!

The boys then did something a little out of the ordinary. The last 2 weeks have seen a flood of entries for the Flatt Tin Roof logo competition, with the prize being an exclusive first ever Flatt Tin T-shirt.

Having decided to take a minute to call out the winner, the proud "Sean from Seattle" arose to the occasion and claimed his reward. Only one problem also arose with him, as there seemed to be an apparent mix-up! The T-shirt given to young Sean appeared a tad large, leading to widespread rumours the ever so tight fitting FTR t-shirt due to be awarded was actually mistakenly being worn by C.C himself!

There's long been controversy and unconfirmed rumours surrounding C.C wearing extremely tight fitting clothing outside of the spotlight. But could this so called "accident" really have been just the emergence of C.C's growing confidence as he begins to finally allow us in to his closely guarded private life?

However, to C.C's credit he stood firm against chants of "Take it off!" and continued with more Serious Passion, forever served up in a Musical Fashion. (See flatttinroof.org.uk for the competition winning entry)

However, even though the t-shirt was a little big, it dwarfed in comparison to these boys, who have seemingly grown themselves. Like a daily newspaper, these lads realize the need to continually refresh and provide a unique performance each time.

Next up was a new song, entitled "write it down". We had heard the muffled version of this downstairs at the bar whilst awaiting the boys to complete their soundcheck, and although we had an idea of the tune, we were certainly blown away by the tight sound and rocking vocals of C.C complete with the mesmerizing bass accompanied by the benevolent bassist Adie.

Not to be outdone however was Jay-z, who fresh from bungee jumping in Guernsey, appeared even more extravagant in the following song entitled "Dreamscapes".

This was another new song the boys have recently put together which apparently will be on their forthcoming "Roofsters Revenge" cd. Jay was clearly not in the mood to be outdone by the firm pair in front of him, and as a great rear has often been known to do – he caught our eye on this one!

"The Teacher" sure taught us a lesson on this one, with some creative fills and excellent timing which is testament to the growing confidence these boys are gaining with every performance.

The next few tunes were the favourites we've grown to know and love, including "contradiction", "Royal Skies" and the unforgettable toe-tapper "One for me".

To complete the set C.C demanded the crowd "look at me" and we obliged, as the band took us to a climax of such extremity, even Ron Jeremy would be proud!
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Im told the weekend following the performance the boys were hailed by the local music fanzine "Max-zine as" "…a refreshing diverse range of music…unlike many who sound the same throughout Flatt Tin Roof have continued to prove it is possible to please everyone…". However I'm still awaiting a copy to be handed to me by Adie. Although if rumours are to be believed that could be a while as he is "present"ly away in Christmas Island!

So when will we see these boys again? Surely it won't be long now.

But one things for sure! With these boys, it seems the ever growing fan base isn't the only thing that's growing, the confidence C.C showed on stage, complete with the continuing evolving bass lines and extravagant drum fills proved that: -

Like a fine wine, something's just get better with age. ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 07:14:29 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>FTR Undercover Charity Gig Exposed! Read all about it!</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[On Wednesday morning I woke up in one of those moods. The kind you don't know what it is, but something just isn't right. I went for breakfast, still didn't feel right, I even went for an Indian head massage, and still nothing changed. I even went to see the missus for some good loving, yet still it wasn't enough. Then I finally realized why! It wasn't good loving or a head rub I needed; it was serious passion (in a musical fashion) and a nice cold pint. And I knew just where to find them both too.

The Adelphi is a nice place, the building looks a little dated from outside, and the unofficial rumours were confirmed, tonight FTR were playing a behind closed doors charity gig.

I'd waited long enough to get my dose of serious passion, and the boys had been gone for what felt like forever. However, one thing stood between me and the unofficial return of the Roofsters – A 400lb bouncer.

Luckily, McSmythe "the 4th member of FTR" was my ticket in. Having offered to buy the drinks for the evening, it seemed understandable he'd gladly help me in my bid, and in return get a mention in this review you're reading now. However, things didn't quite work out as planned. Far from recognizing the 4th member of FTR the bouncer recognized only a man who had been banned from the Adelphi 6 times. However, I took the opportunity whilst the bouncer and McSmythe tangled, to sneak upstairs and gatecrash what was quite possibly going to be the most controversial undercover gig of 2007 so far.

Upstairs in the Adelphi is quite a modern room, large too, with wonderful leather chairs, the kind you'd more likely find in a gentleman's club. The stage is modest too, and as I entered I could see amps lining it, the bar open, and leather armchairs free – Id finally found my home.

However, my excitement when I heard C.C. Smith soon turned to horror, when I realized the charity gig the boys were lined up for was not only a charity gig, but a controversial auction too! And C.C himself was bidding on the lot of a female slave for the day! In fact, it would be fair to say he's proving to be a real "winner" with the ladies yet again!



Its no coincidence that controversy just happened to be present at the Roofsters Return, once again stalking them like a hungry paparazzo! 

C.C though, is not just a gentleman of leisure, a self confessed "smoothie", but also a terrific frontman too. So hot on the heels of his latest success with the ladies, he quickly rose to the stage and hyped up the crowd in anticipation of the set, whilst J and Adie promptly followed suit. As the crowd roared, the boys let rip as they launched into the unforgettable classic "she ain't no good".

C.C began crowing, the beer was flowing and the controversy was growing too! Which all meant one thing – Flatt Tin Roof are back. The Roofsters Revenge mission is well and truly underway, I have to admit, not only were they in hot form that night, but the on-stage antics were even more outrageous than usual!

Judging by this charity gig (in aid of the charity - Shelter) which the Roofsters helped to raise over £1500 for; the boys are returning with more flair, more charisma and making up for lost time!

Oh and did I forget they're bringing serious passion and controversy with them to 2007 too?

But would we expect anything less from these boys?

However, sadly I cannot discuss the new songs the Roofsters played that night due to a silencing agreement with FTR bassist Adie, but I can assure you guys, these boys aren't just continuing on from an explosive 2006, although the classics we know and love were played as the crowd sang along, the new future classics went down just as well too!

In fact, the only thing hotter than the wasabi peas at the bar that night, were the Roofsters themselves! I took the opportunity to quickly catch the bands drummer J before leaving, who told me "I don't know how you got in, but there better be a good review in this!"

The ever benevolent bassist Adie elaborated "He's just stressed because he was in the toilet when the bidding for the girl came on. Saturdays coming, and we can't wait! We just hope these new songs we put together will show just how far we've come since last year, and be received well by the fans. They've really warmed to all our stuff so far, and we don't want to disappoint. For sure we'll make up for that one month disappearance"

Rumours were quick to arise when it seemed C.C had accidentally "mislaid" Adie's microphone. Much to the fans bemusement, C.C controversially presided over the only remaining microphone refusing access to all around him. So sadly that night there were no backing vocals, and certainly no good jokes! But could this be the beginning of a growing rift in the band? Could Adie's microphone really have been mislaid?

Could C.C's alter ego be taking over?

One thing's for sure; we'll do our best to keep you informed of all the controversy and rumours as they come in!
 
A wise man once said "You can have too much of a good thing", but rumours say Bill Gates took him to court and made him retract that phrase. Fortunately he did, for it seems it wasn't true, as - you can't have too much of a good thing! And fortunately for us, the Roofsters revenge continues on Saturday at the Cardigan Arms!

Can you afford to miss out?

See you there! ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 07:14:06 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>FTR &amp; Frontman Go Through the roof!!!!</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[Well! When news of Flatt Tin Roofs popularity going through the roof hit us, we didn't think frontman CC.Smith (Aka Col) would take it literally!

Yup, it's that time of year again. Time for the

 

Flatt Tin Roof bonanza extravaganza!

 

We got exclusive invitations and loved every minute!

 

This time it was O'l McSmythe himself playing the host, and as usual, Mcsmythe was up to his dirty tricks again!

He's never quite got over the fact he couldn't join the band. However, it wasn't by choice, it was simply because he had been banned from almost every pub and bar in Yorkshire that played music so it was out of the bands hands. However it's good to see McSmythe knows how to keep a grudge, and although many tricks were anticipated... it seems FTR frontman smoothie C.C.Smith forgot one golden rule - you NEVER give a gun to McSmythe! Even if it is just loaded with plastic darts!! As CC was to find out later.

 

Well…Rumours were rife that FTR were gonna play a surprise gig this year on new years eve, however plans failed to materialise, and it seems they are actually truthful in taking January off, HOWEVER they did go round to play at McSmythes for a good O'l fashioned knees up.

It seems the boys couldn't resist mcsmythes request for a song or two from Andy Williams album played by the roofsters themselves! So the task was taken up by perhaps Yorkshires finest crooner and smoothie - CC Smith himself.It seems CC was up for it from the start. In fact, by the end he was up to it by his hands and feet too... but we'll get to that in good time.

 

Invitations circulated, and McSmythe told the boys to go setup in the loft as the missus was busy downstairs cooking away in preparation for the extravaganza.

Up went the lads, next thing you know, SLAM the trapdoor shut behind Adie (recently returned from an unknown destination making Captain Birdseye himself look clean shaven and regal).

The boys were unable to open it again. MYSTERIOUSLY the dastardly McSmythe didn't show up even though he was due to follow the lads up the ladder <img src="http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/images/smilies/face-wink.png" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;" alt=";)" title=";)"> haha!

However, McSmythe - a man of his word - was right, the electric was available in the loft and the lads setup anyway, armed with guitars, a few drums and beers it was a cold night outside, but things were about to heat up!

 

So the music began, CC Smith was hitting the notes, J was hitting the drums, and Adie was hitting the trapdoor trying to get out!

All was going great when suddenly; CC could resist no longer and launched into his frontman smoothie show! (Usually reserved exclusively for gig nights)

The floor was shaking, the loft was heating up and the Roofsters were back in the swing rocking the roof!

However, no one anticipated the moment coming... CC during one of his electrically charged guitar solos launched as he so frequently does, onto his knees in a musical trance..Unfortunately though for him, it seems McSmythe failed to mention the damp problem within the house and CC went through the roof! Literally!! But don't panic! The guitar was not harmed in any way! Not even a scratch! As for CC well... he made the mistake of falling through McSmythe's roof straight on top of McSmythe, and that's something you just don't do!

 

 

So, to kill two birds with one stone and perhaps the FTR frontman as well, McSmythe decided to teach CC a lesson and put his new Christmas present to good use, the band were marched outside in firing squad fashion. However, much to the amazement and gratitude of Adie, (largely in part thanks to J's negotiating skills) McSmythe offered them the chance to participate in the fun.  - Which set the tone for the evening's entertainment!

 

CC Smith enjoyed the show from a slightly higher aspect, however don't panic fans! It wasn't drugs. It was simply CC chained halfway up a tree. It is rumoured in total McSmythe and

The other Roofsters managed to shoot CC in the nose 5 times, forehead 434 and mouth 45. However, rumours of the shots being ball bearings were officially denied by the bands drummer J who claimed "Colin loves to be the centre of attention; he loved it I'm sure. He's always moaning about "why don't we look at me" But somehow who'd have thought plastic darts could actually leave Bruises? Amazing! A great time was had by all!"

 

Apparently the remaining bandmates and McSmythe got a little tired approaching the 500th dart and retired for drinks, leaving CC to enjoy the night sky and fireworks with a breathtaking view before being rescued by Mrs. McSmythe who returned home from a night out with the girls.

 

Rumours of this being the reason why January was ruled out for gigs by the band were again officially denied by the bands bassist Adie who claimed "It's totally false,

We'll be back in February you can catch the thatch then." when pressed over his recent disappearance Adie replied "Lapland was a little harder than I imagined to

Hitchhike to, I don't recommend it".

 

As for CC... Well, as always he's fine. And after demanding we "look at me" he seems to have got his wish. However, when asked whether this will affect his future energetic stage performances, CC was quick to retort with what is fast becoming his popular catchphrase "Ill never change!"

 

So it seems the theory that – You can't keep a good frontman down – is true, or is it? One things for sure, if Mcsmythe's "roofless" acts continue, you can be sure well soon find out <img src="http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/images/smilies/face-wink.png" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;" alt=";)" title=";)">

 

J wasn't quite as optimistic as CC who felt his "accident" may affect his ability to do the splits on stage for a while... Clearly a "contradiction" you could say... But that's enough; it's a new year... Let's hope the Roofsters are back soon With some new tunes, new stories and continue the new hope coming from Leeds that these boys are the biggest act coming out of Leeds since the Kaiser Chiefs and Chumbawumba!

 

Whatever happens guys, were assured unanimously by all the lads at FTR including McSmythe himself that by February 2007 they'll be back with even more

 

"serious passion in a musical fashion!"

 

But we wouldn't have it any other way, would we? <img src="http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/images/smilies/face-wink.png" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;" alt=";)" title=";)">

 

Stay tuned! ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 07:13:39 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>FTR are back! but where did they go!? and C.C sane!?</title>
            <link>http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/9799</link>
            <description><![CDATA[Serious passion is alive and well and finaly back! It's been a whole month, But the long wait, is well and truly over!

After a self imposed 1 month exile, The Roofsters have finally come back to us and are back with even more controversy! More new hits! And even more passion, which is as ever - Serious!

Rumours were rife during January about the Roofsters and the reasons behind their self imposed exile. One suggested it was due to Adie's recent disappearance, whether this is true is still unknown as C.C and J had no idea and we couldn't find Adie to comment!

But behind every nice pair is a great rear, and it seems even J himself has been in hot water in January! This time though in a Turkish bath! Could the pressures of hitting the big time be affecting this delectable drummer?

But perhaps the loudest controversial rumour surrounds the FTR "number 1 frontman smoothie" A.K.A C.C.Smith himself.

It has been said that C.C's crazy on-stage stunts are so outrageous that rumours were beginning to question his own sanity. It has also been rumoured that some of his off the stage antics are'nt particularly sane either. However, having continually denied these allegations, it seems C.C has taken it upon himself to obtain written proof!

Having been seen leaving a local institution for upcoming Celebs, (complete with plaque in hand!) it seems C.C has decided to obtain a written declaration to defy his doubters and prove his sanity once and for all!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(A recreation of one of C.C's "sane" stunts taken before the McSmythe roof incident)


However, we here at FTR H.Q were not convinced with denials and as yet unseen pieces of paper, so we decided to get a second opinion. Unfortunately, as this report was written on a Sunday, we found it impossible to actually find a qualified doctor who was available to comment.

However, we found the next best thing!

Self proclaimed "Band Doctor" McSmythe, seemed to have a different opinion to the professionals on C.C's crazy shenanigans.

"If that C.C is crazy then I'm tee-total! In fact, I've seen more crazy antics down my underpants than I ever have from him in 20 years!"

However, when reading these comments, it must be taken into consideration that McSmythe has yet to actually attend an FTR concert and see C.C's stage antics, due to the strict local drinking laws imposed by establishments based on his past behaviour and unsavoury ability to drink the pubs dry - leaving countless potential customers - much like an FTR concert - literally demanding more!!

So perhaps this comment is more understandable when we consider C.C's private life.

C.C Smith is a man who clearly enjoys the limelight. A true showman, there is nothing we cannot expect from him on stage. But off it, it is a different story. Despite rumours suggesting the contrary, the FTR frontman enjoys the quiet life, rather than the crazy parties of which we would expect him to attend. Opting for the quiet musicians' life of mystery, which raises the question:
What exactly does our favourite frontman do in his spare time? And where has he been for the past month??

 "Its hard to know... you'd have to ask him about it. All I can comment is, we haven't seen much of him this last month but that can only mean he's been working on some serious new material" explained neighbouring bandmate J.

 "Its strange... through the day you can catch him, but ask about what he does at night besides band practice and its like asking Tony Blair about Iraq - he could talk all day and never actually answer the question!" said FTR bassist Adie

So in other words, FTR are keeping schtum on the matter and won't comment. One can't help but believe there is some seriously interesting controversy behind all this. But rest assured guys, we will get to the bottom of it all, so stay tuned!

Meanwhile, the most important news is - Flatt Tin Roof Are Back! Beginning on the 31st of January, the boys have decided to kick off 2007 with a charity event, agreeing without hesitation to be the guest performers. They follow this up with a return gig at one of their favourite haunts - The Cardigan Arms on the 3rd of February. Followed by a February finale on the 28th. Don't forget to check the site for details!

www.myspace.com/flatttinroof

The band has confirmed the possibility of extra gigs during February and has guaranteed us that they will be making up for lost time.
 
"We apologise for missing this last month. The fans have been awesome... We couldn't ask for better support, and hopefully soon we'll try branch out and hit a few more city's and really try and put serious passion on the map where it belongs! We're hoping we left the fans wanting more rather than forgetting our name, and to make up for missing most of January were gonna do all we can to fit as much in as possible to make up for lost time! Rest assured, I may still be a bit injured from that fall through McSmythes roof, but ill still put on a show!" said "sane" FTR frontman C.C Smith reassuringly.

 And there you have it. However, this mysterious plaque is as yet, just that - Mysterious! In fact when quizzed over the entire story, C.C laughed it off, claiming the band just needed a rest from intense practice and were working on new material. When pushed into answering the rumours surrounding a possible "sane certificate" C.C quietly summed it up in 5 words.

  "Its all rumours, just rumours".

One thing is for sure though guys, C.C may be the quiet man off stage, but come the end of January, we're guaranteed not only our first blast of serious passion in 2007, but also some crazy shenanigans and as ever – more controversy too!!

Don't miss out! Book your holidays now! The Roofsters are back! ]]></description>
            <author>sorandor</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 07:12:41 +0100</pubDate>
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