"I can fit this many waffles into my mouth: "
"One, two, three, four, five. Five waffles."
"Oh yeah!"

My Australian friend
Can fit five waffles in
He fits five waffles in-
To his mouth.
(I'm dying)

My Australian friend
Can fit five waffles in
He fits five waffles in-
To his mouth.
(I'm dying)

Whoa.

I'm dying.

That's a lot of waffles.

I once had an Australian friend
Who was capable of fitting waffles in
But he fit more waffles in
Then he was capable of fitting in
And I no longer have that friend
Who was capable of fitting waffles in
His toaster popped his life is gone
So with my life I'll move along.

We're losing him!
No! He's dying! No! No!

*Toaster pops

My waffles are done!