Women come and women go
there's so much about women I will never know, but
I wish they'd all behave
a bit more like Doris Day

Well it's not so long ago
that the cost of a fur was enough to know
that old-fashioned black and white kinda love
before times got rough

CHORUS:
Now you got to be a full-time lover on request
don't give an eye to any other, it's a test
you got to cook and wash the boring clothes you wear
well, Doris wouldn't care
No, Doris wouldn't care...

(This is me, playing trumpet only with my lips)

Well it's hard to be a man
Yeah, love was unfair but much easier then, now
we cry the modern times away
and dream of Doris Day

CHORUS

(This is me playing a guitar solo)

Repeat verse one and hear it again :0)