Oh Jeanie Jeanie why did you leave me? It was my birthday, it seemed so easy...

Her face was grey and her hair was white

Jeanie left on that fateful night

the moon was round, and oh so red

every good girl was safe in bed


Jeanie had always been a little strange

rumour had it she's completely deranged

she didn't wait for the highest bid

she even sucked off the jewish kid!


Oh Jeanie Jeanie...