Once I was an engineer
I used to have a plan
With my business partner Steve
I owned a factory
Long before the seventies
I loved him so
He let me go for a Hippie-girl
And let his hair grow

He got, long hair and a beard x4

Chorus:
I don't know you Steve x4

Once you were the perfect male
a very manly man
I used to crawl around machines
You used to find me there
One day emancipation came
and robbed me of my love
This awful woman took my Steve
And let his hair grow

He got, long hair and a beard x4

Chorus:
I don't know you Steve x4