Chorus:

Girl on girl action
for your satisfaction
(hardcore porno, harcore porno)
They're on your TV
5 minute preview
(hardcore porno, harcore porno)
They're all screwing your daughter
they're fucking up your daughter
(hardcore porno, harcore porno)
5 minute preview
is that enough for you?
(hardcore porno, harcore porno)

watch them take off their clothes for you
do you find it degrading?
doing it for money, does that justify it?
do you care, you're forever sliding down.

down that spiral of hard core pornogaphy
a different video for every night
is that the way you really want to live your life
you seem to like that shit

[chorus]

readily available wherever you are
softcore, hardcore and the downright bizarre
work for it, pay for it, or download it for free
UK pornagraphic laws, they're not stopping me

down that spiral of hard core pornogrophy
a different video for every night
this is the way that I will live my life
and I fucking like it

[chorus]
Breakdown:
you and your mum made (porn)
you and your dad made (porn)
me and your sister made (porn)
even your gran has (porn)
everyone loves (porn)
even scotland has (porn)
the welsh use sheep in (porn)

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