Once there was a girl and
She was unlike any other girl you know
So this is how it started

Once there was a boy and
He fell all head over heels for her
She got him all retarded

Their love it came so easy
The sparkle in her eye, it said, 'please me'
Jealousy was just around the way
But first they needed a place to stay
Oh!

So they bought a house and
Celebrated with a bottle of red wine
I think it was imported

With the passage of time
Rigor mortis of the heart set in and their mindset
They got all so distorted