Todd The Nose - "Sweet Mary Jane"
Sweet Mary Jane

Sweet Mary Jane
Got a thing with fame
Why is it so she's not at my show?

She's got a lean shaped body with legs that gleam
an underaged genuine sexmachine
A young child's mouth ain't hard to feed
She gets more than enough
from the bands that she meets
I heard some mean, mean rumour
'bout the size of your bed
You treat all of the boys with a great lack of respect
Is it voodoo, black magic, witchcraft or just
Your lean shaped body with those legs that gleam?