Dirty man (The ballad of Rick Rococco)

My face keeps looking better
when I'm sitting at the bar
The women all seem eager
and in my head i have them all
Come over here sweet momma,
come and sit upon my knee
I can see you're bored and lonesome
so come on just let it be

I one have a little girl before I hit the sack
I wanna fuck your brains out
but o please don't tell your dad
Your father is in the drunktank,
pretty soon they let him out
and the man is so damn forwards,
there'll be bullets flying around

Dirty man o drunk man
Look at what you do
Dirty man o drunk man
The problem it is you
Dirty man o drunk man
Look at what you are
How do ya like them apples?

My face keeps looking better
when I'm sitting at the bar
The women all seem eager
and in my head i have them all
Come over here sweet momma,
come and sit upon my lap
I can see you're bored and lonesome
so come on just let cut the crap