PAMPHLET
The mailman is looking for a job today
Because the post office closed on Saturday
Nobody even writes letters anyway
That was the past, this is today

I read a pamphlet version of Hamlet
Because I dont have time and I just dont understand it
Ill eat my fast food, driving in my fast car
On a superhighway that will take me oh so, far

And I dont even have a care
Except to get from here to there
Dont you get in my way
Nothing is gonna stop me

I read a pamphlet version of Hamlet
Because I dont have time and I just dont understand it
Ill eat my fast food, driving in my fast car
On a superhighway that will take me oh so, far

Im so lazy
Think Im going crazy
Everything is hazy
Because I fly right by

So if you want to join the time
Come over here and step in line
Your life will be swept away
By endless technology