JerkyDan - "Zombie Girlfriend"
BRAIN EATIN' ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND

HADN'T HEARD FORM HER IN A WHILE
FELT LIKE FOREVER SINCE I SEEN HER SMILE
WE HAD A FIGHT AS COUPLES DO
I STARTED TO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

I WENT FOR A WALK LATE LAST NIGHT
RIGHT BY THE GRAVEYARD SHE GAVE ME A FRIGHT
HER CLOTHES WERE TORN HER SKIN WAS GREEN
BLOOD ON HER CHIN I SAID WHERE'VE YOU BEEN

SHE LOOKED AT ME SAID I EAT BRAINS
I'M ON A DIET OF BODILY REMAINS
SHE TOOK MY HAND HELD ME CLOSE
I HEARD HER GRIND HER TEETH AND SOON I COULD BE TOAST

SHE'S MY BRAIN EATIN' ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND
WHEN I TRY TO KISS HER
SHE TRIES TO BITE MY HEAD

I SAID BABY PLEASE WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK
I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR EVENING DESSERT
THEIR ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE
WE COULD INVITE THEM OVER FOR A BITE

REAL LOVE IS BUILT ON COMPROMISE
UNDERSTANDING AND A LITTLE SURPRISE
OH HOW HAPPY WE COULD BE
MORE FOOD FOR YOU LESS STRESS FOR ME

SHE'S MY BRAIN EATIN' ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND
WHEN I TRY TO KISS HER
SHE TRIES TO BITE MY HEAD
SHE'S MY BRAIN EATIN' ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND
NOW I'M LIVING IN A REAL LIFE
DAWN OF THE DEAD