I Used To Be A Pornstar
But I Was Told To Quit
'Cause Have Back Hair, A Great Big Butt
And A Huge Mole On My Dick
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Jenna J. Was Once My Co-Star
But She Caused A Great Big Fit
When She Saw What I Was Gonna Put In Her
It Made Her Feel Real Sick

Woh!

I Was Once In A Sixty Nine-Er
But I Came To God Damn Quick
Had No Time To Pull It Out,
But She Was Grateful For The Hein-Lick
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She Coughed Up A Ball Of Semen
Went Across The Room Real Fast
To Where Miss Lain Was Ready For Anal
The Jizz Landed On Her Ass
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Got In A Fight With Jer-Em-Y
That Ron Is So Damn Tough
He Offered Me A Part In His Latest Flick
Which I Found Was Actually Snuff.

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*Come To Fix The Pipes, Forgot To Bring My Tools,*
*Pick That Up For Me, Suck My Hairy Balls, *
*Got My Wrenchy Out, Does That Turn You On, *
*Suck My Hairy Balls NOW x2 *
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I Used To Be A Porn Star
But I Was Forced To Quit
Cause I Was Told I'd Never Make It Here
'Cause I Couldn't Control My Dick
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Made A Total OF Seven Movies
But Each OF Those Was Shit
All Were Straight to Vid-E-O
and Then you couldn't see me in it

Woh!

Was A Sucker For Oriental
That's If I could Get The Part
I Went Down Once On A Korean Chick
And The Buttplug Made Her Fart
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Now I Love Girls Flatuating
It Really Turns Me On
I Starred In A Flick In Amsterdam
Called Dutch Oven House Of Fun
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But I Really Turned A Corner
In The Last Scene That We Done
When A Bird Broke Wind Right On My Nose
And Followed Through On My Tongue

Chorus

Woh!

End.