Reckless Jerry - "The Ballad of Mr.T"
All the girls have their big hair.
and all the guys have big hair too.
Everyone is living on a prayer.
Bazooka Joe's and fake tatoos.

Wearing white suites on a friday night.
Like the dude from Miami Vice.
Stick my Action Man in my A-Team van.
I was 8 when I first caught lice.

All those horny chicks from those cheesy flicks.
The Delorean's a really cool car.
All those TV shows and crazy clothes.
I missed the one when they shot JR.