EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU
MY TOES CURL UP AND MY LEGS TURN BLUE
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU SMILE
MY HEAD BLOWS OFF AND MY HEART RUNS WILD

ALL THESE THINGS I DO
CAUSE I'M CRAZY BOUT U

I WOULD STOP A BULL ON THE RUN
I'D EVEN LET A CROCODILE BITE MY BUM

ALL THESE THINGS I DO
CAUSE I'M CRAZY BOUT U

HOLD YOUR CHIN UP YOUR MY BUTTERCUP
WAVE YOUR HANDS REAL HIGH AND FLY

I WOULD RIDE A BIKE TO THE MOON
DIG TO SYDNEY HARBOUR WITH A PLASTIC SPOON
I WOULD WEAR A DRESS IN TOWN
AND STAND IN WOOLWORTHS WINDOW
WITH MY TROUSERS DOWN

ALL THESE THINGS I DO
CAUSE I'M CRAZY BOUT U

HIT ME WITH A PICKAXE HANDLE
PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY BRAIN
KICK ME OUT OF BED AND PAINT ME RED

I'M STILL GONNA BE THE SAME
CRAZY BOUT U X