For those that like to sing-a-long, here's the lyrics:

I went to a club and saw a fatty
she said do you want some of my fanny, i said no
well, maybe a little i dunno. then she said later buy me a lager and some
crisps and then you can touch my tits.

you set me up with a fatty
but it got me some lovin so ill thank you just a little
you set me up with a fatty
but it got me some lovin so that made me very happy

well i saw her later and i touched her tittys
but they wernt very pretty, oh no
when you dance the stamping of your feet makes my heart skip a beat
that aint no friday night treat
but you can continue to grab my meat

you set me up with a fatty
but it got me some lovin so ill thank you just a little
you set me up with a fatty
but it got me some lovin so that made me very happy

well ive heard about those other girls
ones with brown tanned legs and sun bleached curls
but its those arm pit tits that rock my world, now on

you set me up with a fatty
but it got me some lovin so ill thank you just a little
you set me up with a fatty
but it got me some lovin so that made me very happy
you set me up with a fatty
she gives good head, but her cowgirl's pretty crappy
you set me up with a fatty
and my dick fits only half way in her fanny