Greg Lougainis Action Figure Orgy
four in the morning
and we watch malcolm macdowell
seduce his mother
during emascualting tea parties
it's best not to tell dad that
my cartoon heroes were gay 80's icons
i will break the sweat from his skin
as we bury these bones
and dream as
christians in rome
it's best not to tell dad
why freud says he enjoys smoking
its best not to tell dad

(this songs title refers to two things: the myth that homosexuals are the bringers of the new millenium edition black plague we call AIDS, hence the reference to HIV positive olympic athelete greg louganis; and the fact that the producers from the cartoon He-Man said on VH1's show "i love the 80's" as having said that He-Man was a gay cartoon charater, fighting off Skeletor who represented the skeleton in his closet. personally, all of loaded for bear does not care where anyone puts his or her vagina or penis as long as they aren't infringing on anyone's rights. if it is consentual between two people, then great. if you're raping an 8yr old boy, then you should be killed in the worst way imaginable. the reference to christians in rome is one of sarcastic irony: the christians in rome were persecuted and fed to lions for living their lives with their faith, and now the christians openly persecute gays and homosexuals for their lifestyles. guys and girls, i also have to say, that using the words "fag", "gay", and "homo" in a derrogitory fashion when there are perfectly acceptable substitutions like "fuck-face", "asshole", and "shit-stain", is unacceptable, assholes)