BLIND DATE


NOW IM A SINGLE MAN LIVING THE SINGLE LIFE
BUT MY BUDDIES KEEP SAYING TO ME, ITS TIME TO GET A WIFE
I THOUGHT THAT WHEN THEY FOUND ME ONE WE WOULD DO A MOVIE AND DINNER
BUT YOU KNOW MY BUDDIES ALWAYS FIX ME UP WITH ANOTHER WINNER


THERE WAS MARY FROM MOUNT AIRY, MAN SHE WAS SCARY
THERE WAS JUDY FROM EAST EUDY, SHE WAS A BIT TOO MOODY
OH AND DONT FORGET ABOUT CLAIRE, YOU KNOW SHE WASNT ALL THERE
HEY GUYS IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE, JUST LET ME BE

I DONT NEED NO MORE BLIND DATES
IM GETTING OLD AND I CANT STAY OUT LATE
ITS HIT OR MISS AND I CANT RESIST
OH WONT YOU PLEASE, NO MORE BLIND DATES

EACH TIME THAT I GO ON A DATE ITS LIKE PLAYING THE WILD CARD
WHAT DO YOU DO, WHATS YOUR SIGN, ITS SO DAMN HARD
DO YOU WANT KIDS, DO YOU LIKE CATS, WHERE SHOULD THE WEDDING BE
OH NO SORRY DEAR ITS A BIT TOO MUCH FOR ME

I DONT NEED NO MORE BLIND DATES
IM GETTING OLD AND I CANT STAY OUT LATE
ITS HIT OR MISS AND I CANT RESIST
OH WONT YOU PLEASE, NO MORE BLIND DATES

THER WAS JEAN FROM JOAQUIN, SHE PLAYED FOR THE SAME TEAM
THERE WAS DINAH FORM CAROLINA, SHE WAS NOTHING BUT A WHINER
THERE WAS VICKI FROM NOWICKI WAY TOO MANY HICKEYS
GUYS IM BEGGIN YOU PLEASE, JUST LET ME BE

I DONT NEED NO MORE BLIND DATES
IM GETTING OLD AND I CANT STAY OUT LATE
ITS HIT OR MISS AND I CANT RESIST
OH WONT YOU PLEASE, NO MORE BLIND DATES