Whack job, head case
Certifiably insane
Too convoluted to explain
When did you go off the deep end?

Brainsick, maniac
Where did your train run off the track
Took a sharp curve, there’s no lookin’ back
They’re waitin’ for ya at the looney bin
They’re waitin’ for ya at the looney bin

Lift:
Well, I don’t really care
About the crazy things you do
Just stay away from me
And you won’t have a problem

Chorus:
Nut job, you’re a funky nut job
Nut job, you’re a funky nut job
Nut job, you’re a funky nut job
Crazy…
You’re totally crazy
You’re completely crazy, crazy, crazy
Yeah, you’re a nut job

Freak show, lunatic
Thought of you makes
My stomach sick
Can’t figure out what makes you tick
Don’t wanna see you explode

Where did your sanity go
Lost your marbles down a rabbit hole
One day you seem normal, the next you’re psycho
You’d make Charlie Manson proud
You’d make Charlie Manson proud

BRIDGE:
(spoken)
For all intents and purposes
And lack of any other possible way to
Describe your mental condition
In my professional opinion
You should seek the help of a
Board certified psychiatrist