Breaking my back getting out of bed these days
I'm disintegrating in oh so many ways
When I slump to the floor I hope there's gotta be more
Or will I ever rise again

And have a chance with a girl whose tummy's flatter than a pancake
Would she give it a whirl with someone closer to her dad's age
If she'd just pity me how bad could it be
If she'd just pity me

All of these years of experience aside
These well worn features are surely worth a ride
Is it just nature's trick to take a battered old stick
And make him confident and strong?

Ok I'm worried about looking dumb
Explaining to my friends that she's the one
And its her conversation fascinated me
And not her bum

Hanging down
Everything's hanging down
Wobbling around