Well I'm south of the border, got too many problems
The Federalies got no clue
Left a cheating gambler tied to a fencepost
Made hm look like a fool
Barefooted Tito is selling me cigarettes
And showing me the way to go
Said he's got a sister who lives in Tecate
Turn left at the rodeo

Seniorita can you help me forget my evil ways?
Seniority I think I love you, in Mexico I'll stay

Well I'm drinking tequilla in this local cantina
When a shadow came through the door
A man in a trenchcoat pulled out a pistol
I think it was a .44
He said "son I think you know me and I want my money
Is there anything you've gotta say?

Seniorita can you help me forget my evil ways?
Seniority I think I love you, in Mexico I'll stay

I really thought I'd go, plant a seed in Mexico
And if I live today, Seniorita I will stay

Now I'm south of the border and six feet under
I can see those white bright lights
I can see little Tito standing over me
Waving me goodbye

Seniorita - Woah oh Mexico - Never really been so I don't really know.