A stranger came and sat beside me on the bus
Didn't like the look of him but I didn't want to make a fuss
He turned to me and said “by Sunday you'll be dead
You'll have an accident and trip and fall and hit your head”.

I thought “what the hell”
You can't just walk up to someone,
a complete stranger, and tell them they're going to die.
Can you....?
So I said

Tell me why should I believe that you can see my destiny
And even if you could I don't see why you would tell me
And even if it's true, must be something I can do?
It's surely not too late to change my fate to something new.

Yeah, that's what Ill do
I'll stay in bed until Monday
I can't trip and fall if I'm in bed
Can I..........?
He just smiled and said

You must accept that you will die precisely how I've said
If you don't believe me now I know that you will when your dead
I'm gonna lose control get back the life you stole
I'm gonna make sure that you never blight another soul.
So I think what the heck we're on the upper deck
So I push him down the stairs and watch him fall and break his neck

Didn't see that coming did you?